Jasper County Democrat, Volume 8, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 November 1905 — A LITTLE FAMILV HATTER. [ARTICLE]

A LITTLE FAMILV HATTER.

O, tell me, Pa McCurdy, are there any more at home like these? Any other win or daughters, son-in-laws or cousins, please? I really want to know, you know—roy pre- „ minm now is due— O, tell me. Pa McCurdy, are there any more depending on you? Your son has made a million, Aud your son-in-law has, too— O, tell me, Pa McCurdy, Are we still in debt to you? Answer quickly. Pa McCurdy—we are "mutually” in doubt Any other "poor relations?" Has our policy runout? 0. tell me, Pa McCurdy, are there any not yet on your roll ? Any others in your family pouring premiums in a hole? Have you any aunts or uncles who have failed to make it touch ? 0, tell me. Pa McCurdy, are there very manymore of such ? TH hut a family matter - Blit an answer is my due— O, tell me, Pa McCurdy, Any more at home like you? Answer quickly. Pa McCurdy--we are "mutually" In doubt— Any other “poor relations?" Hasouypolicy run out ? O, tell me. Pa McCurdy, does your salary —— meet all desire?" If not, remember, papa, tell us Just what you require. rs youTiave rhore relations do not hesitate. I pray. But get 'em on the payroll quick—you should not long delay. The men who pay the premiums Meet them promptly when they're due, They know well, Pa McCurdy, There are more at home like you. Answer quickly. Pa McCurdy—we are "mutually” in doubt— Any other "poor relations?” Has our policy run out? —The Policyholder.