Jasper County Democrat, Volume 8, Number 25, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 September 1905 — HELLO! [ARTICLE]

HELLO!

When you see a man in woe, Walk right up and say, hello! How are you and how much do I owe? Slap the fellow on the back, Bring your hand down with a whack; Never mind the whack, but speak a little loud; Waltz right up and don’t go slow. Grin ana shake and say, hello, “I want to buy a buggy.” Yours truly,

C. A. ROBERTS.