Jasper County Democrat, Volume 8, Number 17, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 July 1905 — BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENTS. [ARTICLE]

BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENTS.

Muly 14, Mr. and Mrs. George McElfresb of Barkley tp., a son. Standard McCormick Binder Twine 10|c per pound at A. L. Branch’s Store. For sale. miles west, S3O. J. M. Helmick & Son. (Aug. 12.) Wheatfield, Ind. Best binder twine made, only 10| cents per pound, at the Chicago Bargain Store. He H»i MB*? Recruit (with young lady on bls arm, meets his sergeant)—Oh, ah, good evenin’, sergeant. This is—er—er—my cousin.

Sergeant (with sardonic smile)— Yea, I know. She was my cousin once. —Aliy Bloper’s. Httttaar Baek. Mrs. am a true daughter of Eve. Mr. Laker—l’d like to know in what way? You can neither cook nor wash dishes. Mrs. Laker—Neither could EJve.— Chicago News. Laeky Deart Mrs. Kidder—Ob, yes. he leads a regular dog's life with her. Miss Oaussip—lndeed? Do you know I suspected she wasn't all that she— Mrs. Kidder—Yes, she's petting and kissing him all the time.—Philadelphia Press.