Jasper County Democrat, Volume 8, Number 17, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 July 1905 — Page 8

Jasper County Gleanings A NEWS FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTY. BY OUR SPECIAL CORRESPONDENTS. - 1

Blue Sea

Buckwheat sowing is all the rage in this vicinity at present. Oats cutting and hay making is in progress in this vicinity. Mason Barlow called on Miss Lilly Summers Wednesday evening. Mrs. Charley Beaver and Miss Mae Owens are on the sick list at this writing. Miss Mabie Coghill and Mason Beaver attended the band concert at Wolcott Friday. Miss Lilly Summers, who has had rheumatism in her foot, is better at this writing. Mrs. Charley Beaver and Miss Mabie Coghill spent Wednesday with Mr. and Mrs. Lud Clark. The dance at Mr. Kellner's last Saturday night was well attended; all reported a good time. Mrs. George Beaver spent Thursday with her parents Mr. and Mrs. John Summers and family. Miss Mae Owens and cousins Misses Esta and Elsie Beaver spent Wednesday evening with Miss Lilly Summers. The Misses. Louise and Bessie Peters entertained a few of their friends at there home Monday in honor of their lady friend of Chicago. James Blakemore and Frank Cogbill are doing some repairing to there thrashing machine, and Jim says he expects to go to work in the near future. Where are you sick? Headache, foultongue, no appetite, lack energy, pain in your stomach, constipation, Hollliter’a Rocky Mountain will make you well and keep you well. 35 cento. A. F. Long.

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Charlie Yeoman was at H. C. Pierson’s Sunday. W. L. Bringle was a Rensselaer caller Thursday. Ernest Lamson was at W. L. Bringle’s Thursday. W. B. Yeoman was a Rensselaer caller Monday, Effie Markin was the guest of Bessie Paulus Sunday. Miss Haley Clemons was at Jesse Bringle’s Sunday. Ernest Ramey was the guest of Warnie Hough Sunday. Lura Yeoman was the guest of Christenia Flock Sunday. W. L. Bringle bad a horse cut on the wire fence a few days ago, Charlie Yeoman is cutting oats for Jerome Voglaund this week. Mr. and Mrs. H. M. Shipman and daughter Mildred visited Mr. and Mrs. Everal Smith near Goodland Sunday. Charlie Penwright and daughters Opal and Madelene, W. L. Bringle and Cbristena Flock and Charlie and Dan Hancock visited James Shindler’s Sunday.

She Triad Five Doctors. Mr*. France* L. Sale*, of Missouri Valley, la., writes “1 have been afflicted with kidney trouble five years: had severe pains in my back and a frequent desire to urinate. When riding I experienced much pain over the region of the kidneys. I tried five physicians without benefit and then concluded to try Foley's Kidney Cure. After taking three SI.OO bottles I was completely cured. Sold by A. F. Long.

Lee

Hay making is the order of the day. Harry Clawson lost a horse last week. Iva Carrothers is better at this writing. Sam Jacks was a Monon goer Monday, Joseoh Kellog and wife of near Monon were in this vicinity Monday. George Strickfaden of Rensselaer was through our vicinity Wednesday. Wesley Nolan andj sons attended the funeral of Mrs. Fred.Buir Friday. Mrs. Harry Clawson spent Saturday afternoon with Mrs. Albert Hanna. Tom Johnson and wife of South America were Lee callers Wednesday. Two gentleman were through here buying chickens for a Chicago firm last week. Wesley Nolan received word that his daughter. Mrs. Fred Burr of near Winamac, died Thursday, John Johnson and Clyde Clark had a wreck Sunday night, in which Clyde’s buggy wheel was smashed.

Slckenlng Shivering Fite of Ague and Malaria, can be relieved by Electric Bitten. Thia ia a pure, tonic medicine; of esoecial benefit in malaria, for it exerts a true curative influence on the disease, driving it entirely out of the syatem. It is much to be preferred to Quinine, having none of this drug's .bad after-effects. E. S. Munday, of Henrietta, Tex., writes: “My brother was very low with malarial fever and Jaundice, till be took Electric Bitters, which saved his life. At Long's drug store; price 60c, guaranteed. *'

Wheatfd Cen.

Farmers are busy putting up timothy hay. Miss Margaret Delehanty is on the sick list. Mike Delehanty andjChas. John called on Mr. Potter Sunday. Elbert Antrim was [cutting wheat for Elbert Wachbolz Wednesday and Thurs-

Jay Delehanty, called on the Antrim boys Sunday forenoon. People of this vicinity are busy cutting oats and putting up bay. Miss Tessie Harrington spent Sunday with her brother Martin. Miss May Clark is visiting friends in Lonely Valley this week. Luke Lang and family was seen driving on our streets Sunday. Mr. Delehanty an 1 son Willie made a trip to Stoutsburg Monday. Miss Minnie John spent Sunday with her sister at the Morris ranch. Miss Minnie John spent Monday afternoon with Miss Nellie Delehanty. Mr. and Mrs. John Schatzley attended church at Wheatfield Sunday morning. Jay Delehanty and Elbert Antrim were Stoutsburg callers Wednesday evening. The smiling face of Ross Antrim wis seen on the streets of Wheatfield Center Sunday. Mrs. P. O. Kenady and children called upon Miss Nellie Delehanty Wednesday afternoon. Mr. Ginder and son Charlie, from Hebron, were seen driving on our streets Wednesday. Miss Shade, Flossie Feltman, Lena and Molly spent Friday evening with Minnie John. Allie Blood from Thayer and Eddie Edgerly and Francis Harrington attended the ball game at Stoutsburg Sunday. Mrs. Douglas Clark had rather a bad accident the other day while canning fruit. The can broke and cut her hand quite badly, Charles John and family spent Saturday evening with Mr. Delehanty. The evening was spent in conversation and eating ice-cream. The party given by Mr. and Mrs. John Schatzley Wednesday evening in honor of the berry pickers, was well attended. The evening's pleasure was interspersed with music, songs, playing games, after which ice-cream and cake and pop-corn were served.

Cured of Bright’s Disease, Mr. Robert O. Burke, Elnora, N. Y., writes: “Before I atarted to use Foley’s Kidney Cure I had to get up from twelve to twenty times a night, and I was all bloated up with dropsy and my eyesight was so impaired I could scarcely see one of my family across the room. I had given up hope of living, when a friend recommended Foley's Kidney Cure. One 60 cent bottle worked wonders and before I had taken the third bottle the dropsy had gone, as well as all other symptoms of Bright's disease. Sold bv A. F. Long.

Tine GroVe.

Hay making is in full blast. Flossie Tor bet is on the sick list. Pine Grove is having some hot weather at present. William George of Chicago Heights is visiting James Campbell of Independence. Andy Ropp will begin with his thrashing machine Thursday if nothing happens. Mrs. Mary Openchain of Gifford spent Sunday with Wm. Nuss and family of Independence. Mrs. Jay McMurray and son William broke bread with James Torbet and son Charley Saturday. . Mr. and Mrs. Billie Meyers of Parr spent Sunday with their daughter, Mrs. Jay McMurray and family. There will be Children's day exercise s at Independence August 6, in the afternoon, Everybody invited to attend. Lon Daniels and Bell Walker, Ed Craftner and Bertha Greenwood and Dan Hopkins of Valma John Hill and Janie McCleary, Walter Daniels and Reuben Snow of Independence spent Sunday evening with Bluford, Roy and Flossie Torbet.

Doctor* Said He Would Not Live. Peter Fry. Woodruff, Pa,, writes: "After doctoring for two years with the best physicians in Waynesburg, and etill getting worse, the doctors advised me if I had any business to attend to I had better attend to it at once, as I .could not live another month as there was no cure for me. Foley's Kidney Cure was recommended to me by a friend, and I immediately sent my son to the store for it and after taking three bottles I began to get better and continued to improve until I was entirely well.” Sold by A. F. Long.

Asphaltum

Mr. Peck was on our streets Monday. Mrs, Henry Wagner was a Kniman goer Monday. The gravel haulers have gone cn a strike this week. Miss Cela of Wheatfield is working for Mrs. Flugal this week. Mr. Rice and wife of Ohio are visiting at James Hershtnan’s. Henry Myers of Lonely Valley was on our streets a few days ago. Joel Bpiiggs drove a herd of cattle from near Laura Tuesday. James Hershman and wife and Mrs. John Stalbaum took dinner with Mrs. Tezlaf Sunday. Hello, there. Lonely Valley, if that huckster has any more of that honey have him save me some. Hello there, Henry, bring us some more cats the next time you come down this way, but don’t throw them in the brier patch. We wonder how sister Rose Bud knows that Louis Hershman was asleep when be was on his road home from Dunn’s Bridge the fourth? Can you tell us Rosa?

Mr. Hamilton and Mr. Timmons were out fishing Sunday, but as it happend the fish did not come upon the sandbars as they expected, and they come borne witout any, Fred Davis, who had his arm thrown out of place, has went to Kankakee for a few weeks rest. His arm is somewhat better at this writing, but he is not able to do any hard work with it yet. There is more Catarrh in this section of the country than ail other diseases pnt together, and until the last few years was supposed to be incurable. For a great many doctors pronounced it a local disease and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly failing with local treatment, pronounced it incurable. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitutional disease and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured bv F. J. Cheney & Co.,Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitional cure on market. It is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fails to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Address: F. J.CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, 75c. Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation..

East Vernon

Oats cutting is the order of the day. Wash Lewis and family visited their son Alfred Sunday. Kitty McFadden called on Satie Johnson Saturday afternoon. B. S. Hatt of Attica, Ind., visited with J. W. Johnson and family last week. Mr. and Mrs. Alfred Lewis are rejoicing over the arrival of a little daughter. The advisory board met at Trustee Phillips' Friday afternoon to transact business. —i— Mr. and Mrs. Caster and daughter visited with John Resh and fa mily of Gifford last Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. John Hayes and baby and Rosa and Satie Johnson visited at Theo. Phillips' Friday. Very little work is being done on the gravel road this week, the haulershaving quit on account of low wages paid. Grandma Kessinger, the aged mother of Mrs, Joe Maddox, left for the Soldier's Home at Lafayette where she will make her future home. Earl was again seen in our neighborhood Sunday evening. He did not stop at his accustomed place but drove on north. We wonder where he went?

J"o. America.

Thos. Spencer was at Lee Wednesday afternoon. Miss Etta McCashen was a Monon visitor Saturday. Mr. Barrick is helping Wm. Culp put up hay this week. Lewis Beaver is cutting oats this week for Wm. Barlow. Thos. Johnson, Jr., called on Branson Clark Wednesday afternoon. Albert and Chas. Wood were in Monon Monday evening on business. Mr. and Mrs. M x>re of near Rensselaer visited the latter's parents Wm. Barlow and family, Sunday. Misses Laura Phillips and Mary Foulks of McCoysburg took dinner with grandma Foulks last Wednesday. Roy Williams and Perfect Spencer, Misses Mary Foulks and Veda Spencer spent Sundav with Cady Underwood and wife. Elsie and Dora Kendall of Goodland, who have been here visiting their uncle, Carey Huston, and other friends, returned home this week. Mr. and Mrs. Thos. Lear, who have been here visiting with Mrs. Lear’s mother who has been sick, spent Sunday with Roland Johns and family at McCoysburg, Sabbath school next Sabbath at 9:30 a. m. All try and be punctual, to the Sunday school and as there will be no more preaching services until the first Sabbath in next month.

Gillam

Hay making is the order of the day. Mrs. Comer called on Myra Culp Monday. Mrs. Stanley, who has been quite sick, is reported better. Mrs. T. Dimon did shopping in Francesville Tuesday. Matt Zimmer of near Wheatfield, took dinner with G. H. Comer Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Alter of near Remington visited their daughter, Mrs. Stanley, Sunday. Emery Odom and E. Rockwell helped Ricbtie & Babcock stack hay Wednesday. Grandma Rodgers and Miss Sallie Rodgers visited Mrs. Rockwell Saturday afternoon. Mrs. Yippie Hansen, Mrs. Latin and daughter visited Mrs. Rodgers and daughter Sunday afternoon. Well, Rose Bud Valley, we are undecided as to whether we will accept your offer or not. As you did not state what the wages would be, also said board furnished but you didn’t say what kind of a board. Now if it is of the clapboard or shingle variety we don’t want any.

W heat_field.

Lonnie Swisher of Medaryville is visiting relatives here. W. A. Brown of Lacrosse was a business visitor here Tuesday. "Sheet" Hendrickson of Lacrosse spent a few days at home the first of the week. Elza Grow, wife and son Billy of Rensselaer, spent Sunday with Mrs. John McGlinn, Sr. Miss Caroline Gilbranson of Bradley spent the week with friends and relatives here. Obie Magruder of Bradley, 111., is visiting his sister, Mrs. Frank Hoehn, and family.

Mr. and Mrs. E. E. Wilmington and daughter Hazel returned from their western trip, Tuesday. Paul Possin, who has been working in Chicago Heights for the past few weeks, returned home Monday. Ellis Pierce, wife and son of Paducah, Ky„ are visiting his mother, Mrs. J. M. Helmick, and other relatives. Mr. and Mrs. Elwood Davis and daughter Francis attended the Forepaugh circus at Valparaiso Tuesday. Mr. and Mrs. Lars Gilbranson of Bradley, 111., spent Sunday with their nephew, Henry Gilbranson and family. Edith Ciager returned to her wotk at Rensselaer Wednesday from a few days visit with her parents, J. Ciager and wife, Mrs. E. T. Biggs went to Indianapolis Wednesday to bring Mr. Biggs home. He is not improving as rapidly as is wished. The ball game at Kouts, Sunday, between the Maroons and the Kouts team, resulted in a victory for the former. Score 4 to 7. Rev. C. R. Ball of Roselawn will preach at the M. E. church next Sunday morning and evening, July 23. Everyone is invited to attend both services. Miss Laura Jordan of Lafayette returned home from a three weeks visit with her uncle, Lase Langdon and family, Monday evening. Mrs. Francis Paulsen and Mrs. F. E. Glasscoe and children, who visited with their sister, Mrs. J. W. Tilton of Rensselaer, returned home Sunday. Mrs. Gertrude Hayes and children and Miss Anna Knapp of Chicago Heights, returned home Monday from a two weeks visit with Wheatfield relatives. Jim McGlinn was thrown from a hoise Sunday morning and rendered unconscious for the greater part of the day. He has now recovered his usual good health.

Jan 'Pierre

Crops are on the boom. Mrs. J. R. Wynant spent Sunday with Mrs. Martin Sands. Mrs. Anna Agnew is visiting her sister, Mrs. Dallas, south of town. A very large crowd attended the funeral of Mr. Cooper Monday afternoon. Mrs. Gingrich and Miss Lydia Weishaar drank buttermilk with Miss Mabie Wynant Sunday. William Will and Miss Hulda visited their sister Emma at Valparaiso Sunday. Miss Emma bad been seriously ill for a short time. St. Joe, who is helping Milton Jones put up bay, says he is again in the swim. It is bad, Joe, to be drowned on dry land. Dora, the infant daughter of Mr. Douglas, (the Monon agent,) died last Thursday and was taken to Monticello his former home, for burial. Miss Vera Price, who has been visiting her grand-parents for the past few weeks, contemplates taking a mixture of courses in the Valparaiso Normal soon. Nick Rasmussen, who was seen going south the other evening, to see bis “best,” most likely, was singing, “Yes, I am going to see Her now and soon I’ll make a vow.” Messers. Will Wilmington, Charles Miller and Joe Fenzil have not cared for a drink of water for the last three weeks. They were unfortunate to fall out of the boat, but fortunate that nothing worse came to them. Mr. Delaney had some excuse for rejoicing as the water on his marsh lowered ij£ ft, soon after the catastrophe. OBITUARY OF A. E. COOPER Alonzo Edmond Cooper was born on the 26th of January, 1873; was united in marriage to Alta A. Reece January 30, 1898. To this union one son was born, Loyde E. who is left as a comforter to his mother in this her darkest hour. Mr. Cooper departed this life July 15, 1905, age 32 yrs. 5 mos. and 19 days. "God calls our lored ones, but we lose not wholly what He hath given. They live on earth, in thought and deed as truly as in His Heaven."

See Baughman & Williams for farm and city loans. Special wash goods sale, 25 and 50 per cent off, at Rowles & Parker’s July clearance sale. You can save $ $ « by buying fail clothing and shoes now. You will pay double later. Chicago Bargain Store. Wool is fully 33J per cent higher than last year, but you would not think so when you see how Wildberg is slaughtering all-wool pants. Have you noticed the loads of goods carried away from the great clearance sale at the Chicago Bargain Store? A. L. Branch is selling the best Binder Twine made—Standard McCormick at lOAc per pound; Pure Manilla 14c. Gibraltar flour, $1.35; XXXX Minnesota $1.40; the same as others ask $1.50 and *1.60 for. John Eger’s. FARM FOR SALE. ✓ Half section of land, good buildings, well fenced, two good wells, two good wind pumps, and running water besides. A good stock farm and a good investment at the price. For price and terms see A. G. W. Farmer, R-R-4. Rensselaer, Ind; Have you seen the Pants being sold at the Ideal for $1.00? The greatest real sacrifice sale ever in town not from choice but necessity. Chicago Bargain Store.

see R-R-4.

HEIFER ON A RAMPAGE

Runs Amuck in the Streets of the State Capital Attack* ing All Comers. BIHALLY STOPPED BY ABUL HI No One la Seriously Hurt—Novel Ano* tion at a Railway Station - State Newt. Indianapolis, July 21.—A half-grown belter, crazed with the excitement and lieat by being chased by boys and dogs, ran amuck In the vicinity of Senate avenue and Sixteenth street, and injured several persons. People were knocked down and trampled on,chased across lawns and to verandas. Excitement reigned in the neighborhood until the animal fell a victim to bullets. G. 11. Hildreth, of 1238 Oliver avenue, wks caught on a lawn just Dorth of Sixteenth street, and he was knocked a distance of about twenty feet. The animal followed and gored the man and knelt on his body. Hildreth was seriously hurt. He received n scalp wound, bruises about the face and body and slight internal injuries.

LonfM st a Wouaaa. Mrs. Joseph Todd, who lives in a block at Illinois and Sixteenth streets, was walking near the crossing with her 2-year-old daughter Josephine, when the animal made a lunge at her. The woman turned to protect the child when the head of the animal struck her In the side. - She fell to the sidewalk badly bruised. The heifer turned and raced after other persons. Mrs. Todd, after being cared for by a neighbor, was able to walk to her home. The child escaped unhurt Two Moro Persona Go Dowa. George Morgan, a negro employed in a Sixteenth street livery stable, was riding a wheel along Senate avenue when the iufuriated animal made for him. Morgan was knocked some distance, and his leg was injured. His wheel was damaged. A large, heavy man, who left the neighborhood without giving his name, attempted to light the animal with his hands and was butted from the sidewalk to the street car tracks before he fell.

Ballet End* Her Career. The heifer finally jammed herself between a telegraph pole and a barn in the rear of a Capitol avenue home. While she stood resting in that position, Patrolman Cousins got near the animal without being seen and brought ber to the ground with a revolver shot. AUCTION A LA BRIDAL TOC* Nat Attract Mach AUeatioa Catll Some-’er-Lingeria Was Offered to the Crowd. English, Ind., July 21.—The railway depot here was the scene of an auction out of the ordinary. A young bridal couple had been put off a train for failing to pay their fare. They were well dressed and intelligent looking. A fter a conference the young man took off a fancy vest and offered to sell it at auction. It did not bring much. The young woman then produced a new pair of fine shoes and five pairs of silk stockings and offered them for sale. A crowd soon gathered and there was a good deal of rivalry to secure the hose. The couple «finaliy secured enough money to get tickets to St. Louis. The young woman said she would sell every stitch of her clothing before she would beg.

Mysterious Note la • Fraud. Terre Haute., July 21.—A mysterious note maturing in ninety days for $4,500 and signer! by M. S. Boston, which was accepted Sept. 29, 1903, is the latest development in the affairs of the Vigo County National bank. The note was discovered to be a fraud when M. S. Boston, a prosperous farmer, appeared before the bank examiner and made an affidavit that he did not sign the note. A nephew of Boston, whose initials are -M. S., also appeared and swore that the signature was not his. Big Yield of Wheat. Martinsville, Ind., July 21. The best yield of wheat yet reported is that of E. F. Branch and W. R. Crone, from the Branch farm, near this dty. A twenty-flve aere field made an average of a fraction over forty-one bushels. Branch says that part of the field, about ten acres, made an average of over fifty bushels. Lafontsslne Baa a Bot Spall. Wabash, Ind., July 21.—The town of Lafontaine wired for aid to assist in fighting a fire which was beyond control. Engines were sent from here and also from Marion. The fire was under control after two hours. Four stores and the hall of the Knights of Pythias were destroyed. The loss Is SIO,OOO. Legislator Dangerously 111. Wabash, Ind., July 21.—Sidney Cantwell, speaker of the Indiana house of representatives, is lying dangerously ill at his home at Hartford City. He fs suffering from tuberculosis of the kidneys. Two years ago while representative at Indianaimlis he was thought to be fatally 111. Suit to Foreclose * Lian. Muncie, Ind., July 21.—The BracyHoward Construction company has filed suit to foreclose a ll?n for SOOO,000 against the Cinldnnath Bluffton and Chicago Railway company. The construction company built the road between Bluffton and Portland.

SADIE ROBINSON. Pretty Giri Suffered From Nerweumen emd Pelvic Catarrh—Found Quick Relief in a Few Deys, Miff gsgMg . .jag . NERVOUSNESS AND WEAKNESS CURED BY PE-RU-NA. Miss Sadie Robinson, 4 Rand street, Malden, Mass., writes: “ Perun* was recommended *to me •bout a year ago as an excellent remedy for the troubles peculiar to our sex, and as I found that all that was said of this medicine was true, I am pleased to en* dorse it. “/ begnn to ose/f about seven months •go for weakness and nervouaness, caused from overwork and sleeplessness, and found that in a few days I began to grow strong, my appetite increased and I began to sleep better, consequently my nervousness passed away and the weakness ba the pelvic organa aooa disappeared and 1 have been well and strona over since. ,r Address Dr. artman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, 0., for free medical advice. All oorreepondence strictly confidential.

HUMOR OF THE HOUR

Am UsfortWMMto Soleotloa. “You say the prisoner was singing. Did you notice the song?” “Yes, your honor. He repeated ft so many times that it impressed itself upon my memory. It was something about a daffydil.” “A new song?” “I had never beard it before, your honor. It was a sentimental song, something In the popular line. No doubt your honor knows the sort” “Perhaps I do. Can you sing It, officer?’’ “I can make the attempt, your honor. The air Is simple, but the words are a trifle hard. Do you want me to sing it, sir?” “Yes. Silence in the court,” “One moment, your honor. Will your honor kindly recollect that the prisoner was Intoxicated at the time and that it was not altogether easy to catch the exact words?”

“Proceed with the song.” “Yes, your honor. It was like this: ‘By sha-ty nook an’ guggling rill I, sawed for thee, my daffydil. I bat my heart, bees till, bees till, an’ cried all-oud for daffydil—oh, daffydil, my daffydil. I love thee still an’ ever will. The days sat go are all so slow.'T mix see zo, my daffydil,’ etc.” “You say die prisoner sang that?” “Yes, your honor.” “Six months at hard labor. Next case.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Ouly One Who Did. Cfrayce— I don’t see why you picked out such a fellow as George to marry. You know dozens of better looking, brainier and richer men. Gladys—That’s very true. Grayce—Then why are you going to marry George? Gladys—Simply because he has asked me to, my dear. Louisville CourierJournal. Aaaiated Hi* Own Defeat. “Home, my dear, Is that certain place wherever two people of opposite sex can make themselves happy,” said be as a clincher. “How convenient!” exclaimed she, brightening up suddenly. “I hope It does not matter to you, but I have decided to live with my father.”—Cincihnatl Commercial Tribune.

“It strikes me ss Strange that a millionaire’s son should believe tn an equal distribution of wealth?’

"He haa six brothers and sisters, and only by an equal distribution can be get his share.”—Houston Post Not Informed. "Didn't you advertise ‘no mosquitoes?’” asked the indignant guest. “Yes,” answered the summer landlord, "but I guess the mosquitoes didn’t read the advertisement.”—Washington Star. Paradiso la Advaaoe. "The man died eating watermelons,” sone one said to Brother Dickey. "Yes, sub,” he replied, "sometimes Providence puts us in paradise ’fo’ we gits ter heaven!”—Atlanta Constitution. Practical. “Never mind your poverty, darling. Ours will be the old story of love in a cottage.” “Yes, but who’s going to supply the cottage?”—Brooklyn Life.