Jasper County Democrat, Volume 8, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 July 1905 — Story to Read Aloud. [ARTICLE]

Story to Read Aloud.

A tall girl named Short long loved a certain big Little, while Little, little thinking of Short, loved a little lass named Long. To make a long story short, Little proposed to Long, and Short longed to be even with Little’s shortcomings. So Short, meeting Long, threatened to marry Little before long, which caused Little in a short time to marry Long. Query, did tall Short love big Little less because Little loved Long?