Jasper County Democrat, Volume 8, Number 10, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 June 1905 — A Conundrum. [ARTICLE]

A Conundrum.

If a colored waiter carrying a platter with a turkey on it should fall what woe id be the effect on the world? The downfall of Turkey, the overthrow of Greece, the destruction of China and the consternation of Africa. Geography end Bed. “This world is rolling round in space”— That’s what my teachsr said. So now I know why. Monday night, I tumbled out of bed.