Jasper County Democrat, Volume 8, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 June 1905 — What the Pie Was Made Of. [ARTICLE]

What the Pie Was Made Of.

A cooking expert gave a dinner recently to a cooking class of young married women. "I am making," she said, “a collection of cooking Btories. Only yesterday a new one was told me by a dispirited young wife. “Tills young wife, who had never cooked so much as a beefsteak In her life, all of a sudden bought a cookbook, entered her kitchen and plunged Into the construction of an elaborate and difficult veal pie. “The pie, a strange looking object, was served to the husband, a caustic person, that night at dinner. He helped himself, tried a mouthful and then said: “ ‘What’s thlsT “'A meat pie,’ said the wife. *1 made it out of the cookbook.’ “ ‘Ah,’ said the man, ‘this leathery part is the binding, I suppose.’" To Waterproof Sailcloth. Ocher ninety-six parts, lampblack sixteen parts, boiled oil to mix, then add yellow soap two parts and dissolve In water eight parts. Mix well and apply two coats of this mixture with a paint brush at Intervals of two or three days. Lastly, give a finishing coat of boiled oil. To Wash Llaoltaa. Never scrub with a brush. Wash with tepid water and a dash of soap powder. Rinse with clean water. When dry rub with furniture polish. We want your eggs, highest market price paid

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