Jasper County Democrat, Volume 8, Number 6, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 May 1905 — Particular. [ARTICLE]

Particular.

“Darling,” whispered the ardent suitor, “may I press you with my manly arm?” “I am from Missouri,” replied the Remington girl, “and you will have to show me.” ■ “Show you what?” “Proof that you belong to the Pressers’ union.” With a wild shriek the cuckoo jumped out of the dock and flew out of the window.