Jasper County Democrat, Volume 8, Number 4, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 April 1905 — Softening the Blow. [ARTICLE]

Softening the Blow.

His wife (preparing to go out)— Do I look all right, John? Her husband—Sure. You look like a chromo. His Wife—Wretch! How dare you! ■. Her Husband—Now, don’t get flustrated, my dear. I merely intended to convey inference that you looked like a picture that hadn’t been painted. See?