Jasper County Democrat, Volume 7, Number 49, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 March 1905 — He Got Them All. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

He Got Them All.

The president of a certain athletic club In Baltimore which has a fondness for amateur exhibitions of the “manly art” tells of the trials of an Irish boxer imported from Philadelphia to meet a local artist. It appears that the Philadelphia man was getting the worst of the argument when one of his friends whispered in his ear: “Brace up, old man, an’ stop some of them blows.” “Stop ’em?” murmured the unfortunate man. “Do you see anny of thim gittiu’ by?’’—Harper's Weekly. Tlie Rond to Happiness.

“There can be lio domestic happiness unless there are mutual concessions!” “Nonsense! My husband and I get along all right, and 1 make him make all the concessions.” Commercially Speaking;. Mr. Blunderalong Why, Miss Antike, this Is a pleasure! I haven't seen you for a long time. You must pardon me, hut you look fifty— Miss Antike— Mr. Blunderalong! Mr. Blunderalong— Per cent better than you did the last time I met you.— Judge. Re versing the I’annl Order. Baity Moore— l notice that a colored pugilist is planning to start a prize tight at 3 o'clock and get married at 5. Calvert. Jr.—This is certainly the age of revolutionizing old customs and getting things reversed.—Baltimore American. The Ignominious End. 1 “My poor child!” her mother cried as the beautiful girl came home sobbing at the end of her wedding trip. “What in the world has happened? What has ■ the monster done? Tell me—tell me, darling, quick. Don’t keep anything back.” * “Oh, it’B all over. My d-d-dream Is ended. My h-h-hopes are shattered. He doesn’t 1-1-10-love me any more. Yesterday he wanted me to gather up l all his old letters and burn them.”— Chicago Record-Herald. An armload of old papers for a nickel at The Democrat office.