Jasper County Democrat, Volume 7, Number 42, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 January 1905 — The Lasiest Man. [ARTICLE]

The Lasiest Man.

“Yes, sir, he was the laziest man on record. What do you reckon he did when his house was on fire?” “Dunno.” “Warmed his hands at the blase and thanked God be didn’t have to split the wood for It!”—Atlanta Constitution.