Jasper County Democrat, Volume 7, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 November 1904 — Optical Indecision. [ARTICLE]

Optical Indecision.

The Daughter—No. mother, dear, I could not marry Mr. Smith. He squints. The Mother— My dear girl, a man who has £20,000 a year may be affected with a slight optical indecision, but a squint, never!—London Tattler. It is said that rats may be driven from the premises by the playing of bagpipes. Rats have a great many bnman traits after all.—Chicago JournaL