Jasper County Democrat, Volume 7, Number 21, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 August 1904 — And Lobelia Went. [ARTICLE]

And Lobelia Went.

She —John, how often are <-you shaved? He—Four times a weelt on an averse. “How long does It take?" “About half an hour." “Half an hour four times a week! That's two hours a week, four and one-third days In a year and nearly a month and a half In ten years. Think of it. Bllllger. If you should let your beani "ow you would save time enough L; ‘-n years”— “Look be.v. l:ow often do you dress your hair?” “Every day, of course. But that’s different.” “That's different, is it, eh? It takes you half an hour every blessed day of your life to look after your frizzes. If that’s what you call them. Think of It Half an hour a day, three hours and a half a week, nearly eight days In a year and an entire month In four years, a whole year in forty-eight years and over two years In a century! Lobelia, you’d better go and look after the baby.”