Jasper County Democrat, Volume 7, Number 17, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 July 1904 — HOOLIGAN’S TROUBLES COMING. [ARTICLE]

HOOLIGAN’S TROUBLES COMING.

Following is the weather report for “Hooligans Troubles” when it comes here Monday night, Aug. Ist: Clear sunshine, followed by heavy laughter; ticklish sensations will chase one another up and down your back and sides: loud roars followed by a cyclonic sidesplitting continuous laughter. The donkey and scarecrow are simlpy great for laughter. So get happy. Its coming this way with a jolly company of funny comedians. There will be something going on all the time. Not a dull moment in it. Its the funniest show on earth. That’s what people say who have seen it. Come prepared to laugh and bring along the whole family. In order to get good seats, so you can see and hear everything, get tickets ahead of time, for standing room only is expected when the “Hooligan Trouble” Company arrive here. Watch out for Hooligan. He steals everything in sight. For a good,clean shave or a hair cut, go to Dyers Red Front barber shop on Cullen street, opposite Makeever House.