Jasper County Democrat, Volume 7, Number 14, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 July 1904 — No Countin’ on ’Em. [ARTICLE]

No Countin’ on ’Em.

Greene—Yes; my wife’s upstairs getting ready to go out Oh, here she comes! I’ll bet anything she’ll ask Aunt Jane if her hat’s on straighL Mrs. Greene—Aunt Jane, I wish you’d see if my skirt hangs even.— Boston Transcript