Jasper County Democrat, Volume 7, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 June 1904 — Reflections of a Bachelor. [ARTICLE]

Reflections of a Bachelor.

A woman Is never too old to think some people don’t suspect It. When a woman doesn’t nag her husband It is a sign she hasn’t married him yet All tliut anybody needs to break Into society Is a gold drill with a diamond point. Generally a man's savings bank account stands in the name of his wife's dressmaker.—New York Press.

How They Love One Another. Test*— Miss Tassay likes to give the Impression that she’s quite brave. Jess—How? Toss— She says she’s not afraid of the dark— Jess—l don’t wonder. If I had her complexion I’d be afraid of the light— Philadelphia ITess. Hl* Policy. “I Imre never known you to admit that you were In the wrong.” "No,” answered Senator Sorghum. “In my line of business I consider it foolish to make a mistake and twice as foolish to own up to it”—Washington Star. Too Mach For Him. Sandy—ls you have worked out all de’other gngs, why don’t yer pose as a college man in hard luck? Cinders—No. pard; I can’t look tough enough or yell loud enough for de part —Cleveland Plain Dealer. And She’s Bight. Jewkley— Here’s a conundrum for you. What’s the difference between a man and Ills wife? Newltt—Usually it's a difference of opinion.—Brooklyn Life. His Ronte. “You reckon Br'er Jlukins went ter glory?” "Lemme see. How high did de mul* kick him ?**—Atlanta Constitution.