Jasper County Democrat, Volume 6, Number 50, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 March 1904 — Hope For the Sleepless. [ARTICLE]

Hope For the Sleepless.

“My husband Is dreadfully troubled with Insomnia," said Mrs. Bounderby. “He wakes up about 2 o’clock every morning, and then be can’t go to sleep again. He tosses about until daylight and growls and fusses so that I can’t get any sleep myself." “My husband used to be troubled that way," replied Mrs. Smythe-Smytbe, “but I discovered a remedy which never fails. I noticed that my husband always slept the soundest when it was time to get up.” “That’s just the way with Bounderby exactly. But tell me what you did." “Well, when Mr. Smythe-Snjythe woke up in the night and began'To toss about and my he couldn’t get a wink of sleep I simply walked across the room, pretended to look at the clock and said: ‘Oh, that’s all right Ton mustn’t go to sleep again. It’s time for you to get up.’ That always pot him to sleep la a minute.”