Jasper County Democrat, Volume 6, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 February 1904 — A Honeymoon Experience. [ARTICLE]

A Honeymoon Experience.

The Groom—Would you mind if I went into the smoking car, dear? The Bride—What! To smoke? “Ob, dear, no! I want to experience tbe agony of being away from yon so that the }o.v of my return will be all the more Intensified.”—Brooklyn Life.

I don’t care to meet the man who has never made a mistake, for that infalltMe individual hat likely never made anything else —Macaulay.