Jasper County Democrat, Volume 6, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 February 1904 — Men. [ARTICLE]

Men.

Here is little Johnnie’s composition on “Men:” “Men are what women marry. They drink and smoke and swear and have ever so haany pockets, but don’t go to church. Perhaps if they wore bonnets they might They are more logical than women and also more zoological. Both men and women have sprung from monkeys, but tbe women certainly sprung farther than the men.” —Bloomfield (Ind.) Democrat