Jasper County Democrat, Volume 6, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 February 1904 — A Substitute. [ARTICLE]

A Substitute.

“Pardon me, gentlemen,” said the individual who had just moved into the little town as he entered the grocery store, “but is there a chicken raiser here?”

“Why don’t you take an ax?” asked the village Talleyrand. “A razor will lose its edge if you use it on a chicken.” —Judge.