Jasper County Democrat, Volume 6, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 February 1904 — An Impossible Combination. [ARTICLE]

An Impossible Combination.

He was trying to be dignified, but the orange peel made a failure of the effort He accepted the situation with becoming philosophy. ' “I find,” he said, "that a man can't stand on his dignity and the back of his neck at the same time.”—Chicago Tribune. • ~ :