Jasper County Democrat, Volume 6, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 February 1904 — Nobody Injured. [ARTICLE]

Nobody Injured.

A man came in the police court at Ottawa the other day carrying a friend on his back. The judge said. “What’s the trouble?” The man said: “Judge, this man is a friend of mine, and his name is Gun. Now, judge, Gun is loaded. I know its against the law to carry a loaded gun on the streets, so I brought him here.” • The judge said, “Gun, you are discharged.” And the next day the report was in the papers.—Haworth (Ill.) Natural Gas.