Jasper County Democrat, Volume 6, Number 43, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 January 1904 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Deeds, Not Words. Father (sternly)—Didn’t I tell you if any of the other boys said anything to make you angry you should count twenty before you said anything? Tommy—Yes, sir, but I didn’t need to say anything. Before I’d counted twelve the other boy yelled “Enough!” —Philadelphia Press. A Little Short. “I’d like to know why it is,” said yonng Ardupp to his tailor, “that every time you make a pair of trousers for me you get them a little short.” “I suppose,” replied the knight of the featherless goose, “It’s because I usually find you that way when I present my bill.’* The Continued Descent. De Cadde —The family of my brother-in-law, the prince, is descended from Julius Ciesar. Fits Bile—And it hasn’t finished descending yet, has It? New Orleans Times-Democrat. Wen yo’ see a man clappin’ his hands aa' stompin’ both feet in de amen co’nak watch him de nex’ day w’en be weighs out de sugah!—Baltimore New*.