Jasper County Democrat, Volume 6, Number 42, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 January 1904 — The Rule Wabbled. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

The Rule Wabbled.

Whifffers—See here. Biiffers! You told me the way to win a girl was to devote myself to her mother. Biiffers—Yes. sirree, that will do it every— , Whittens—Huh! I wanted to win Miss Bpauti. and I took your advice and devoted myself to Mrs. Beauti, and now the old lady, who is a widow, wants to marry me herself. Enfant Terrible— And did they go Into the ark two by two? Mamma—Yes, dearest. Enfant Terrible—Well, who went with auntie?

PLUTO SPRINGS. FRENCH LICK, IND.