Jasper County Democrat, Volume 6, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 December 1903 — The Comic Side of The News [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

The Comic Side of The News

By the beef trust arithmetic when cattle go down meat should go up. Ice la forming on the ponds almost in sufficient thickness to attract tbs attention of the foolkiller. If Senator Smoot loves peace of mind he may wish he were at home with thoee wives be has not got Some of the Chicago rioters who met the police suddenly discovered that the running was also good. ' That New York woman whose hair Is turning green should be careful to keep away from the cows. In Panama they most be of the opinion that the $10,000,000 la burning a hole In Uncle Sam’a pocket They are now caring consumption with the Finsen rays. Is there no way they can be used to attack tha historical novel germT Panama may have thought that by making an offensive and defensive alliance With J. Pierpont Morgan it could defy the earth. . It Is a poor theatrical year In New York. People find that losing money 4n Steel stocks is about all the amass *e«t they can afford.