Jasper County Democrat, Volume 6, Number 34, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 November 1903 — He Wasn’t Prepared. [ARTICLE]

He Wasn’t Prepared.

The Invalid —Don’t you think I ought to take an ocean voyage for my health, doctor? The Doctor —No, Indeed. I think a series of mud baths would prove more beneficial. The Invalid —But, really, doctor: I can’t afford to enter politics and run tor office.