Jasper County Democrat, Volume 6, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 November 1903 — One Man's Idea. [ARTICLE]

One Man's Idea.

“Say, pa,” queried little Johnny Bumpernickle, “what are chomps?” “Chumps, my boy," answered the old man, “are what one-half the people believe the other half to be.”