Jasper County Democrat, Volume 6, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 October 1903 — The Comic Side oF The News [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

The Comic Side oF The News

Bulgaria ia tired of living next door to a slaughter house. Chicago marble dealers and maitolo workers are giving each other the marble heart. King Edward may want to show bis strenuous nephew, the Kaiser, that there are others. With the corn crop threatened and the hop crop reduced compulsory prohibition may receive a great boost next year. Chicago la 100 years old and like some other centenarians has smoked nearly all its life, as Its atmosphere plainly show*. Not being able to think of any fresh offenses to charge against os, the amiable German editors suddenly have discovered that Uncle Sam is trying to grab HaytL It la denied that Alfonso is to wed. Perhaps he wants to wait until the feeling between this country and Spain grow* warmer, that he may pick an American girl. Apparently the next grave problem confronting the Postoffice Department is going to be tbe question where to find storage room for the Beavers and Machen indictment;. In further proof that the cause of education is making great strides in this co entry the increasing casualty lists ds# to “cans rushes" and “color rashes” an warihy of honorable mention, . *