Jasper County Democrat, Volume 6, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 October 1903 — Page 3

Personal Experience.

*1 suppose,” remarked the man who had permitted a widow to many Mm, ' “that It oarer occurred to you, did It?" “That what never occurred to me?” asked the old bachelor. “That the words of a weak woman are more strenuous than the muscles of a strong kmd,” answered the victim of circumstances. 1 nTt riiwinUyCmt I»Wi»niiTni»Mi»Be rile am day'* W of Dr. XliM's Untt Klrr, IUBTfc

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Jrl B |?S PLEASANT WFGf* r THE NEXT MORNING I FEEL BRIGHT AND NEVA AND MY COMPLEXION IS BETTER. H; doctor ura it Kttpntlf on tho otnmocb. lion and kidneys and is a pleasant laxative. This driak is bad* from herbs, and is prepared for ass as easily SO tea. ftCaaUedUJLuRJs Tea” «F LANE'S FAMILY MEDICINE All dsojtsista or by mail t 5 rt». sad 10 rts. Bop it to dap. I.orut’a Fsblly Hrdlrlse barea tho bo arris rsrh day. In order to bo healthy this is necessary. Address. O. F. Woodward. La Boy, H.T.

STRAIGHT TO THE SPOT

Aching back* «ro eased. Hip, back, and loin pains overcome. Swelling of the limbs, rheumatism, and dropsy signs vanish. They correct urine with brick-dust sediment, high colored, excessive, pain in passing, dribbling, frequency. Doan’s Kidney Fills dissolve and remove calculi and graveL Relieve heart palpitation, sleeplessness, headache, nervousness. Tell Crrr, liro.—l received the free trial of Doan's Kidney Pills. They are splendid. I had an awful pain in mv back ; c,n taking tho pills tho pain left me right away and 1 feel like a new man.— Stephen Schaefer. Mrs. Addie Andrews, R. F. D. No. 1. Brodhead, Wir, writes: I received the free trial of Doan’s Kidney Pills with much benefit My little nephew was suffering terribly with kidney trouble from scarlet fever. Two doctors failed to help him and he finally went into spasms. His father gave him Doan’s Kidney Pills and from the second dose

FREE_TO WOMEN! ■jMnnn To prove the healing and | cleansing power of P«itine Toilet Antiseptic we will mail a large trial Wi dHm | | package with book of inI Kjn IU stractions absolutely I jpl free. This is not a tiny H JSI sample, but a large package, g W enough to convince anyone of its value. Women all ■■■■■■■ over the country are praising Paxtine Tor what it has done in local treatment of feaaale Ilia, curing all inflammation and discharges, wonderful as a cleansing vaginal douche, for lore throat, nasal catarrh, as a mouth wash, and to remove tartar mid whiten the teeth. Send to-day; a postal S!*fAX?ol? CO* Mass. A Bkin o# Beauty fe a joy Forever. IXK. T. FEUS sonucn OKIEXT AL D CREAM. OK HAOICAL IIKATTiriEjS £ f Skim di aaaM. audVrarr t.lemmW& iSsKxba | baiar^U AN ESTABLISHED MORTGAGE gown airs Bum* Hocaa »»>(• a maa at wup nl^Pfi^SS : KS^SftßsSSgfcs

Exorice in the Riondike.

One can the better realise what are luxuries of the table In the valley of the Yukon by reading Mrs. Sullivan’s book, “A Woman Who Went to Alaska.” It was on the way down t%e river from Dawson that her party came upon the first vegetable gardens The river banks were lined with canoes; many natives stood looking at us from the shore, and while stevedores handled the wood, many passengers visited the town. It was not long bofore they came back with handfuls of turnips, just pulled from the ground, which, had these been the most luscious fruit, could not have been eaten with more relish. I tried to buy one from a young man,* but he had evidently been long away from such luxuries, for be refused to sell. Afterward his gallantry got the better of him, and he politely offered me one-half of the turnip, which I took with thanks. As my brother peeled the precious thing, I asked him how long It , was since he had’eaten one. “Two years,” he- promptly replied. Knowing that he was especially fond of such things, I ate a small slice, and gave him the remainder.

A Word in Season.

The playwright turned pale with excitement and a sudden rush of pride as he heard from his position In the wings the sound of stamping feet and roaring voices. “They, are calling for the author!” he cried feverishly. “What shall I do? Must I make a speech?” The manager who bad not only heard but seen the audience took him by the elbow. “The best thing you can do” he whispered “Is to slip cut of the stage door and escape while there’s time.”

Why Be Was Alarmed.

Wedderly—l say, doctor, I wish you would drop in and see my wife some time to-day. I’m afraid she is going to have brain troqple. Dr. Mixem —Why do you think that? Wedderly—Because upon her return from church last Sunday she actually repeated the text, and never said a word about what the other women had on.

$100 Reward, $100.

The readers of this paper win be pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all its stages, and that ft Catarrh. Hall’s Catarrh Cure U the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional disease, requires a constitutional treatment Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood »nd mucous surfaces or the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, anil giving tne patient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature In doing Its work. The proprietors naye so much faith in Its curative powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that It fails to cure. Send for list of Testimonials. Address, F. J. CHENEY A 00., Toledo, 0. Bold by Druggists. 76c. Hall's Family Pills are the best.

Might Be True.

“Do you believe that story of the goose laying the golden egg?” asked the youth. “Well,” repleid the eage, “it would be just like a fool goose to do such a thing.” I find Plso’s Cure for Consumption the best medicine for croupy children.—Mre. F. Callahan, 114 Hall street, Parkersburg, W. Va., April 10, 1901. Time is different from money in this—there Is always enough of it to go around. Mrs. Winslow’s Soorxnto srenr tar Ohildraa

the pain was lest. He began to gain anil U to-day a well boy, his life saved by Doan’s Kidney Pills. Ruddles Mills, Kt. —l received the free trial of pills. They did me great good, I had bladder trouble, compelling me to get up often during night Now I sleep well; no paifi in neck of bladder; pain in back is gone, also headache.— Jno. L. Hill, NAME . F. O . STATE For free trial baa wall thla eonpoa la Fcater-Milbara Co.. Baffala. N. T. 1/ above space u inaulllcieat, wrtse address oo —pa ntfo aUp. ItKMCAL ABVICK FUM.

f7/W Oiled Clothing JH7 wlack or yellow NtiMtfrAuaMfeiiMm aM imvv k i W. L. DOUGLAS •3.S* & *3 SHOESuSS Ton (U uw from $S to $S jrnrh by veering W. L Douglas $340 or $3 shoes. "Hisy tWiual iho« > that hare been eo*t- £■ Ing you from 94-00 « H to 93.00. The Lm- Of H inense sale of W. L. K Douglas shoes prores ■MPWS|>, > their superiority otm all othsjr makes. H * Sf gold by retail shoa dealers everywhere. J/ Look for name sod price an bottom. T 0P M * R S|j3 l , ' f ' That Doaflss sstt her- i ossColt prores there is JtWMP ife. rslee is t>o«»l** skeee. / jfe Cerest U tk. kt«fc*rt /JtM

WASHINGTON GOSSIP

Commissioner of Pensions Ware, in his aonpal report, predicts that the pension roll is not likely to again cross the million mark, as the highest point was made a year ago. He suggests that men convicted of an infamous crime be deprived of the right to a pension and recommends cutting off the pensions of women who marry soldiers after the men have become pensioners. He places the total number of pensioners now on the rolls at 996,545, of which 728,356 are soldiers and 267,189 are widows and dependents. The cost of the pension system per capita of population for 1903, is given as 11.75. The system was the greatest as : u burden to the people of the United States in 1893, since which time it has eltrunk from $2.24 to $1.82 per SI,OOO of taxable wealth, and in ten years, he says, the burden will cease to be noticed. Mr. Ware estimates that the unpensioned survivors of the Civil War, exclusive of deserters, is In round numbers 200,000. The. great bulk of the roll Is as follows: Civil War, Invalids 708,456, widows 248,390; Spanish war, invalids 9,200, widows 3,662; regular establishment, Invalids 8,170, widows 2,988. The roll •bows a net loss of 2,901 pensioners during the year. Out of a total of 804,800 applications on hand during the year 130,109 were admitted and 113,794 rejected. The average annual value of each pension is now $133. The annual value of the Spanish war pension roll has reached $1,765310. The Fan-American conference of the Episcopal bishops, which will convene in Washington Oct. 15, promises to be the most important gathering of the churchmen of that denomination ever held in the United States. Mone than fifty bishops of the American church will be present and participate in the discussions. Twelve of the Canadian bishops have accepted Invitations to attend, and there will be in addition bishops of several of the South American natkuys, notably Brazil. Missionary bishops from China, Japan, Hawaii, the Philippine Islands, Africa and the Weet Indies will alto be present. One of the subjects most Vkely to come t-efore the conference Is the union of the Christian churches of the world. Churchmen are looking forward to a noteworthy advance in this direction to be taken by this conference.

The interests of the old soldiers are always well cared for by Congress, but they are certain not to be neglected in the Fifty-eighth Congress. Although the Civil War ended over 38 years ago there will be 77 men in Congress who fought in it. Forty-seven fought oa the Union side and 30 served in the Confederate army. In the Senate there are 13 Union soldiers and 13 ex-Confederates. But in the House, where the representation is more fairly apportioned, there are 34 Union veteran* and 17 ex-Coufederates. The Grand Army has declared in favor if flhc service pension for all Union veterans over G 2 years old, and an effort will be made to pass such a bill. But as any veteran Who needs help gets it now, regardless of ‘ age, there is thought to be poor prospect of the success of such measure.

When President Roosevelt jumped to the wharf at Ellis island from the immigration cutter H. B. Chamberlain the other day a powerful gust caught the skirts of has frock coat and whirled them against the back of hia head. Those standing behind the President aaw sticking out es hia right hip pocket the handle of a revolver. One of the secret service men has explained that the President invariably carries a revolver when he goes to a public place. Thq, President has carried a pistol ever since he took the oath of office after the aaaarsination of McKinley. Ha has the greatest faith in the abiHty of the dosen or more secret service agents who guard him, bat prefers to be armed in case of emergency. At the capitol the positive statement is made by those engaged in getting the building in readiness for the assembling of Congress that the date of the extra session has been definitely fixed for Nov. 9. Superintendent Elliott Woods has been ordered to have the building in complete readiness on that date. “Uncle Joe’’ Cannon ls on deck, waiting to get busy. He has opened his headquarter* in the appropriations committee room, where he can keep one eye on the Speaker’s chair and at the same time straighten out some of the hold-over details In connection with his former duties as chairman of the appropriations committee.

Formal announcement Is made that Representative John H. Ketcham of New York is to succeed Eugene F. I»ud as chairman of the postofflee committee of the House. This committee is expected to be one of the most Important during the next Congress, as H will conduct the investigation of the postal scandals which it Is generally understood Congress will carder. All offer* of silver bullion for the Philippine coinage were rejected by the Treasury Department on account of the high price* demanded. The offers amounted to 800,000 ounces, and the price* asked ranged from 00.25 to 00.58 cents per ounce. Oommissioner Richards of (he general land office baa named Nov. 10 next, at 9 a. m., as the date of the opening to settlement of tho three-quarter* of a million of acre* of ceded Chippewa lands in Minnesota, recently segregated from the timber land of that reservation. t -I A private letter received in Washington from Oyster Bay says that the President now tip* the Male* at 220 pound#, and that there la every indication of a still further increase in his weight. The President'is somewhat concerned at hi# growth, as he feels that it interferes with his outdoor exercise, of which he is so fond. He ha* been trying to reduce Ms weight, but his flesh is as hard as a knot and steadfastly refuses to yield to (he ordinary method* _ When he was swore In as President Mr. Boosersk weighed 180 pound* . * . .

BOGUS FOOD FROM ABROAD.

Ou of the Coaaula of Germany Tails of Many Adulterations. In a report on the subject of food adulteration in Europe Consul General Guenther at Frankfort makes the following statements: "An article on the adulteration of food products Is going the rounds of the German press. It is stated, for Instance, that an ordinary liver patty Is msde Into fine ‘Strassburger’ pate de foie gras (goose liver pa|fy) by means of borax or salicylic acid and of finely chopped and deverely distribute*’ pieces of black silk representing truffles. “Cosmos, a German paper, guarantees the fact that under the label of canned lobsters the soft parts of the cuttlefish and crabs are sold. “In Paris snails are of late very popular and the adulterations mix them with lungs of cattle and horses. Eien entirely artificial snails are manufactured. The shells, recoated with fat and slime, are filled with lung and then sold as ‘Burgundy* snails. “Lovers of fresh rposter combs are Imposed upon by a substitute cut out of bogs’ Intestines. "Chopped artificial tnffles are made of black rubber, silk or softened leather and even whole truffles are made out of roahted potatoes, which are given a peculiar flavor by adding ether. They are said to aell well. “Fish spoiled In spite of Ice and borax la treated with salts of sine, alumlnnm and other metals. Rubbing the fish with vaseline to give It a fresh look and coloring the gills with fresh blood or eosln—a coal tar color—la resorted to. The latter la also used to Intensify the red color of inferior crabs. “Imparting a greenish color to oysters Is another adulteration. An oyster requires about one month lb the beds to acquire the greenish color. As this is too long a time the dealers help them along with an artificial color. “The chemists In the Paris municipal laboratories have shown that tomato Jelly la adulterated with turnips and powdered pepper contains a large admixture of powdered hardtack.”

“I Found It So.”

McCormick, 111., Sept 28. —Miss Ethel Bradshaw of this place has written a letter, which la remarkable for the character of the statements It contains. As her letter will be read with Interest, and probably with profit by many women, It has been thought advisable to publish It In part Among other things Miss Bradshaw says: “I had Kidney Trouble with the various unpleasant symptoms which always come with that disease, and I have found a cure. I would strongly advise all who may be suffering with any form of Kidney Complaint to use Dodd’s Kidney Pills, a remedy which I have found to be entirely satisfactory. “This remedy is within the reach of all and is all that it Is recommended to be. I found it so, and I therefore feel It my duty to t*H others about it" Dr. Dunaway of Benton, 111., uses Dodd’s Kidney Pills In his regular practice, and says they are the bast medicine for Kidney Troubles. He claims they will cure Diabetes In the last stages.

No Room for Doubt.

“Why are you so firm In your belief that Mr. Shortleigh loves you for yourself alone?” asked the Inquisitive parson. “Because,” replied the rich young widows “he presented my little boy with a toy pistol the other day.” JUNE TINT BUTTER COLOR makes top of the market butter. Dr. John 8. McGrew, known as the father of annexation In Hawaii, has arrived 'in the United States, his first absence from the Islands in twenty-seven years.

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WORN OUT, DRAGGED OUT

Are Most Women In Summer —Pe-ru-na Is a Tonic of Efficiency. *

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JOSEPHINE MORRIS, 286 (knell St, Brooklyn, N. Y., writes: “Peruna la a Ins medicine to take any time of the year, but I have found it especially helpful to withstand the wear and tear of the bet weather. I have taken it new for two summer* and feel that It has kept my system free from malaria, and also kept me from having that worn-out, dragged-out look which po many women have. “I therefore have no hesitancy In eaylng that I think it k the finest tonic In the world.” —Josephine Morris. Peruna is frequently used aa a mitigation of the effects of not weather. What a bath la to the skin, Peruna is to the mucous membranes. Bathing keeps the skin healthy, Peruna makes the mucous membranes clean and healthy. With the skin and mucous membranes In good working order, hot weather can be withstood with very little suffering. Frequent bathing with an occasional use of Peruna ie sure to mitigate the horrors of hot weather. Many ladies

The childish confidence which this Illustration portrays shows exactly the flflw I confidence of everyone who has ever 1 used / Dr. Caldwell's No medicine ever put on tho market '■BMBHPiMf has met with such phenomenal cures VK HR PsHvWvlli/ and tho output of our laboratory has HI WEKR SoW/p/H V I// Increased steadily 500 per cent every iJWw strnJflv' 1 V/ year. This speaks volumes for Dr. / Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin, which Is pool- » tively guaranteed to cure dyspepsia, indigestion, constipation, malaria and all troubles arising from the stomach (excepting cancer), and if yon will purchase a 50-cent or SI.OO bottle from your druggist it will be a complete revelation to' you. Heads off biliousness, induces sound and refreshing sleep, cures nervousness, and Is praised by women In all parts of the country. We win tie glad to reed roe a sample bettls and a BKIs book on stomach troubles If you wffi Mad ms a psstsl PEPSIN SYRUP COMPANY, Montloello, lIL

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Mrs. Traasie Nelson, 422 Broad St* . Nashville, Tens., writes: *• Am Perma baa done men world ! ot good, I feel la duty bound to doff, of It, la hopes tbotJt may meet tko ayo ot aomo woman who baa antfarad aa I have. ••Per lira yean / realty did not know wbut a perfectly well day was, and ft I did not have headache, I bad backache or a pain somewhere and realty life waa not worth tko effort / made to keep going. “A good friend advised me to nan ■ Parana and / waa glad to try anything, and / am very phased to say iUgfflx bottles made a pew woman at me and l have no more pains and Ufa hoks bright again.”—Mrs. Troasle Nelson.

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have discovered that the depression es hot weather and the rigors they have been in the habit of attributing te malaria, quickly disappear when they use Peruna. This h why Peruna la se popular with them. Peruna provides clean mucous membranes, and the clean mucous membranes do the rest If you do not derive pro nipt and satisfactory results from the use ot Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case, and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, O.