Jasper County Democrat, Volume 6, Number 25, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 September 1903 — The Fashion Spreads. [ARTICLE]

The Fashion Spreads.

“Oh, doctor," moaned the suffering young woman, “I have such an excruciating pain in my side.” “Urn— yes. What seems to be the nature of the pain?” asked the physician. “Does it cover the side, or is it confined to one spot?” “It seems to be scattered all over,” explained the patient “Just aa if it were in a hundred little spots an at once.” “Ah!” mused the physician. "This corroborates my theory of the influence of current fashions upox the human system. You hare what we would colloquially tens a drop-stitch tm tho side.”—Judge.