Jasper County Democrat, Volume 6, Number 25, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 September 1903 — Page 3

—Z V" ————- —. ■ uOmmuDORE NICHOLSON navy Recommends Pe-ru-na —Other Prominent Men Testify.

Commodore Somerville Nicholson, of tko United State* Nary, in * letter from 1887 E street, N. W., Washington, D. CL, -Your Parana baa bean and la near used by ao many at my Manila and acquaintance aa a aura cun lor catarrh that I am convinced of its curative qualities and I unhesitatingly recommend It to all persona auffcrlng from that complaint. Nlcbolaon. United States Minister to Guatemala .Endorses Pc-fimw. Dr. W. Godfrey Hooter, U. S. Minister to Guatemala, ex-member of Congress from‘Kentucky, in a letter from Wnhliurron, D. 0., write*: “I am fully satisfied that your Peruna Is an efflefeioua remedy for catarrh, as I and many of my frieUds hare been benefited by its use.”—W. G. Hunter, M. D. Member of Congress From Virginia Writes. Hon. G. R. Brown, MartiuTille, Va., ex-unember of Congress Fifth District, 60th Congress, write*: “I cheerfully give my Indorsement to your Peruna as a cure for catarrh. Its beneficial results bars been so fully demonstrated that its use is essential to all persons suffering from that disease." —Hon. G. R. Brown. The day was when men of prominence hesitated to give their testimonials to proprietary medicines for publication. This remains true to-day of most proprietary medicines. But Peruna has become so justly famous, its merits are known to so many people of high and low stations, that no one hesitates to see his name la print recommending Peruna. The highest men in our nation hare Cven Peruna a strong indorsement. en representing all classes and stations are equally represented.

REPEATING RIFLES n No matter what your preferences are about a rifle, J W j it some one of the eight different Winchester u will suit you. Winchester Rifles are made in calibers suita- U \j>le for shooting any game, from rabbits to grizzly bears,# Twnd in many styles and weights. Whichever model you a V select, you can count on its being well made and finished, M f.ll reliable in action and a strong, accurate shooter. il* Mir FREEt Our UO-p*QC Illustrated catalogue. JIkL WkMXm WINCHESTER REPEATING ARMS CO. NEW HAVEN, CONN.^gj^ Sale 10,000,000 Boxes a Year. THE FAMILY’S FAVORITE SEOIOIME iii an 25c. onoists BEST FOR THE BOWELS

W. L. DOUGLAS *3 JS & *3 SHOES SS Tea Mwn fro* «S t* 9$ yearly by wearing W.LDooglaa $3.50 or 93 sum. They equal those • that bare been coat- / V. inf yon from $4.00 a I^, to $5.00. 4| MM. Douglas shoes proves S| their superiority over U 5 all other makes. g^jf, Sold by retail shoe -J dealers everywhere. |Hp t/ Look for name and jff prlee on bottom. I •■•Volt prsm then Is MmKHmW valas la Hm*ls* shoes. ' //Mm,, Corona It the highest BB|hwp-- /MUKm grade Pat. Leather made. <»:T/^ r fetsf3Ksl Skew hr .mall, U rents extra. 11l mini Kkl Catalog free. W. L. OOVSUH.Brscktea.kaaa. lladway’s Ja puis n^DfaeSlE^mriSJ FREETO WOMEN! asm -sasswts; t.; f ;;■ tins Toilet Antiseptic ■we nifl a^large^trlal enough'tocoßv|ceMyowj aBBBBHB over the country are praising Paxthw for what It has done in focal treatment of female Ilia, coring aU Inflammation and discharges, wonderful as a deaSiIng vaginal douche, for sore throat. nasal catarrh, as a mouth vmh, and to re-.iove tartar and viwUai the teeth. Send to-day; a postal *** /7*»f* * “• ** Blpaas Tabuiee are tbs beat dyeprptia medicine ever made. A hundred milUone of them bars kT jWL/ been eold la the United Sutee In yKl||U«/' a tingle J>»ar. Conttipatlon, t hHLui q, tick he&dactie, dLi7.i* iUneta arising from n atsufoeiwd ttoenaeh sts relieved e* cored by Bipane Tabulae. One will generally gtv# relief within twenty mine tee. The tvnwSnt package is enough for ordinary occasions. AUdruggist* sell them. BneMljSSj BS Tmftf pfiffranT' id

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If you do not derir* prompt sod satisfactory results from the us* of Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case, and he will be pleased to giro you his valuable advice gratia. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, O.

The “Elevator Habit.”

▲ man who uses cars frequently declares he has discovered what be calls the “elevator habit,” says the Baltimore News. He says It comes from using elevators, but can be acquired In many other ways by those who are compelled to frequently use electric push buttons. The one symptom la a desire to call for everything one wishes by pushing a button, and the desire most commonly appears when one is waiting for a car. The person affected will find himself constantly pushing bis thumb out of joint against the nearest telegraph or trolley poles, and If the ear does not appear within a reasonable time be begins to look around for a dispatcher to ask if the dynamos are out of order or the motorman asleep.

Tried by Time.

Eugene E. Lario, of 751 Twentieth avenue, ticket seller in the Union Station, Denver, Colo., says: “You are at liberty to repeat what I first stated through our Denver papers about Doan’s Kidney Pills In the summer of 1899, for I have had no raison In the Interim .to change my opinion of the remedy. I said when first interviewed that If I had a friend and acquaintance suffering from backache or kidney trouble I would unhesitating-

ly advise them to take Doan’s Kidney Pills. I was subject to severe attacks of backache, always aggravated If I sat long at a desk. It struck me that If Doan’s Kidney Pills performed half what they promised they might at least help. This Induced me to try the remedy. It absolutely stopped the backache. I have never had a pain or a twinge since.” A FREE TRIAL of this great kidney medicine which cured Mr. Lario will be mailed to any part of the United States on application. Address Foa-ter-Milbum Co., Buffalo, N. Y. For sale by all druggists, price 50 cents per box.

Yielding to the Majority.

"Remember,” mid the serious man. “that money Is not the only thing to be striven for In this life.” “Maybe not,” answered Senator Sorghum, “hot a whole lot of people think It la, and I am not egotist enough to try to set any new fash*>ns.”—Washington post V Cdttoa Ml its pi lHi famished, In value one-fourth of oar tout exports daring the fiscal year Jast ended.

VALUE OF THE EGG CROP.

On an Averse* I* Bent* the Prod action of Preclone Mstala. Russia is the largest seller of eggs In the world. She sells to foreign countries 160,000,000 dozen eggs nearly every-year. In 1886 she sent abroad 1,476,000,000 eggs; in 1887, 1,787,000,000, and In 1888 1,881,000,000. Her sales are all the time increasing. Aliina Is supposed to Be the largest producer of eggs in the world. There is no each thing s* statistics of poultry products in Chltra, but there are over 400,000,000 persons in that empire who are very fond of eggs; it takes a good many eggs bo supply them. Great Britain is the largest buyer of foreign eggs in the world. Great Britain buys eevry year an average of 1,600,000,000 eggs from about twenty countries, and this i$ only 40 per cent of the consumption. British hens manage to produce three-fifths of the eggs that the home market demands. In 1801 Russia sold to England 589,663,000 eggs, and the next largest sellers ware Belgium, Denmark, Gennany, France, Egypt and Morocco. Groat Britain spent $26,745,194 in the purchase of eggs in 1901. Our entire export of eggs in 1902 was only 2,717,990 dozen, valued at $528,679, which cuts a small figure in comparison with Russia’s total. But oar hens are very industrious, and it is only the enormous demand that keeps, onr exports at such a low figure. In 1899 there were 233,598.005 chickens in this country, and they produced 1,293,818,144 dozen eggs; and the fact that we consumed 90 per cent of them shows that we are a nation of egg eaters. It is enough to make any hen dizzy to think that a train of ordinary refrigerator cars containing our entire egg crop of that year would hare extended from Chicago to Washington, with several miles of ears to stretch along the track toward Baltimore. In 1901 the receipts and consumption of eggs in New York City were 2,372,000 crates of 30 dozen each. Chicago has even a larger per capita consumption, or an average of 1,581,545 crates a year. Hie total value of the poultry and eggs we produced in the last census year was $281,178,247. The industry was worth more than all the cattle and hogs we slaughtered. It was worth more than the wheat cr p of twenty-eight States and territories; and the value of our eggs alone was higher than that of the combined gold and silver product of the United States in any year since 1850, except la 1890, when the precious metals exceeded the eggs by $9,418,125*

ODD FELLOWS IN CONCLAVE.

Boverelcn Grand Lodge of the Order Meets at BaltimoreThe opening exercises of the annual convention of the Sovereign Grand Lodge of Odd Fellows began in Baltimore Monday morning in Ford’s Opera House. The Sovereign Grand Lodge previously assembled at Rennert’s Hotel and marched to the opera house under command of Grand Marshal John R. Cockburn of Indiana, escorted by the patriarchs militant. Grand Master Edward Rossman of the Grand Lodge of Maryland delivered an addrecs of welcome, which was responded to by Gov. John W. Smith for Maryland and Mayor Robert M. McLane for Baltimore. Grand Sire John B. Goodwin of Georgia then made an address, after which the Sovereign Grand Lodge proceeded to Odd Fellows’ Temple and began its secret deliberations. The annual report of Grand Sire and Commander in Chief John B. Goodwin Shows the order to be in a flourishing condition. At the close of 1902 the returns were as foliowsr Subordinate lodge membership, 1,069,906; encampment membership, 1544)50; Rebekah Lodge membership. brothers, 151,195; s&tere, 258,850, sad, adding Australia, sex not given, 1,914, making total Rebekah membership 411,955; patriarchs militant membership, 17.754. The total membership of the order, which includes the subordinate lodge membership and the sisters only of the Rebekah lodge membership, is 1,329,966. The encampment membership and the brothers of the Rebekah lodge are not included in the above total, os they are subordinate lodge members.

DENOUNCE ROOSEVELT'S ACT.

Unions Score President for Advocating the “Open Shop.” Alarmed by the crusade being waged by employers’ associations for the right to hire non-union men, delegates to the Chicago Federation of Labor denounced the “open shop,” criticised President Roosevelt for his defence of independent workmen, and approved of a plan to do sway with written wage agreements. In a 9,000-word letter nominally friendly to President Roosevelt, but actually adopting sn attitude of correction toward b>«n the Chicago Federation of Labor Sunday went on record as declaring that tbs exclusion of non-uniou workmen from the government and other employ was right under “statute law, business expediency and moral principle.” Organizer John Fitapatrick struck s blow at tha “open shop” policy by introducing a report advocating the abolition of all agreements between labor unions and employers. “Deliciously unaware of the hypocrisy of the world of finance,” “honest and humane, but uninformed,’’ were some of the clauses used to describe the President in ths long letter of the open shop committee. Its opening paragraphs contained u definite disclaimer of any wiah to attack Mr. Roosevelt, the blame, for the chief executive’# attitude in the Miller affair being placed upon “a coterie of certain well-known interests which are constantly on guard around the White House.” The President was told that he fell Into error la his view of the question “because of that Impetuosity for which we love yon.” The reeding of the letter before the federation meeting occupied over an hour and excited applause from the crowd of delegatee.

Notes of Current Events.

Mayor Leeds of Stamford, Conn., has entered Yale. He will continue to act as Ma>or. 4 The Cole County, Mo., grand Jury resumed Invest! ration into charges of legislative boodling. Three painters fell sixty feet from a swinging scaffold <m which they were w«Mw of ths Nsw York City insane asyttna ~«a Ward's Island. They wens almost instantly killed.

Jealousy in Japan.

Japan*** ladle* Afflicted with the green-eyed monster os* a charm somewhat similar to those practiced In England and Scotland by the witches of a few centuries since. The aggrieved damsel rises at “the hoar of th| Ratt” —about 2 a. m.—dresses herself In white, with flowing hair, places a tripod bearing three, lighted candles on her head, a mirror round her neck, and a lighted torch of bamboo and pine roots In her mouth, and takes the effigy of the faithless ene to some shrine, where she nails It to a tree in the grounds. The unlucky original suffers untold pains in the spot where the nail is driven, but should the charmer meet the ghost of an enormous bull and show her terror the spell will fail. Charms for the smallpox are also used, and they consider a piece of paper with the impression of s Mack hand or a similar scrap of red, with three of the characters for horse, as an infallible safeguard.

Texas Finds a Remedy.

Fate, Tex., Sept. 21.—Texas has seldom, If ever, had such a profound sensation as that caused by the Introduction recently of a new remedy for Kidney diseases. This remedy has already been tried In thousands of cases, and In almost every case the results have been wonderful. Henry Vaughan, of Rural Route No. 8, Fate, says of It: ‘T suffered with Kidney Trouble for over 18 months. I was very bad and could get nothing to help me till I heard of the new remedy, Dodd’s Kidney Pills. I began to use these pills, and very soon found myself improving. I kept on and now I can say 1 am absolutely cured and free from any symptom of my old trouble. “I am very glad I beard of this wonderful remedy and I would strongly advise anyone suffering with Kidney trouble to try it, for I know it will cure."

Men’s Superority.

“Woman is naturally of a clinging nature," observed the bead of the matrimonial combine. “Yes*” rejoined the feminine end of it, “bnt she isn’t in it' with a man, when it comes to holding on to s dollar.”

Practical Knowledge.

“Time I* moncj',” so they say, And I know full well ’tie true; For on my watch I’ve got to pay The interest to my “uncle” due. Plso’s Cure for Consumption Is th* heat medicine I have ever found for coughs and colds.—Mrs. Oscar Tripp, Big Rock, 111., March 20. 1901. The anarchist confers a great favor by not practicing what he preaches.

• /Vela pieASMvtlyt A cts Berv f ficiaJ, y * rx| ly :M ‘ a Laxative^ / Syrup of Figs appeals to the cultured and the / / well-iniormed and to the healthy, because its component parts are simple and wholesome and bequality onsubstance. process of jEF\p&-nf» manufacturing figs are used, as they are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinal s’rZgZ? virtues of Syrup of Figs are obtained i#c.-ffif:rju:■ -ffiagjy from an excellent combination of plants jiiM pjf known medicinally laxative and to To get its beneficial effects—buy the i • -ii „ Fr*r\cl*co. Cel. LoMikVIIU. Ky. new York,rt.Y. For Mis. by »lt Eric* cents per bottie. [ 5 the result of arrested LTm ■ ibfiTl riTH iTSlffte.ttsii one of the first symptoms of constipation. Thoss ■ who suffer with sick headache frequently resort to the use of headache powders, irritating cathartica, which, kla true, do relieve headache by B BHfIL auGing the sensations of ths sympathetic nerves, but such medicines I *UT B never remove the cause, and, to bo candid, aro really dangerous, aS*- jV WL*. ■ death having been known to occur directly from their use. frITWMf ~ I Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin I Igkjgv Y I <* RAHn \ f ** I B taken as directed when there Is no headache win prevent it and put the I B organs of digestion in such a perfect condition as to forestall the ?; KGsroßk gm. J&Ssi ■ suffering which attends this common and distressing affection. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin is a “corrective laxative’’ and oat a fi V-X ST * “cathartic laxative/’ Throw away headache powders, pula aad ■ irritating purgatives. Buy a bottle of Dr. Caldwell'a Syrup Pepain ■ to-day. It ia pleasant to take aad sure in effect.

His Own Grandfather.

Beppo Brozonl, s Neapolitan sailor, Is a living proof of the fact that a man ega b* Mg own grandfather. "I married," be said, “a widow, and «bb had fay her first husband a handsome girl named SUvtetta, wltfa whom my tether fell In. love, and who faocame fate second wife. Thus my tether became my son-in-law and soy stepdaughter became my mother, since she had married my tether. Soon afterward my wife gave birth to a son, who sbeegmh my tether’s step-brother and at the game time my uncle, since he was my stepmother’s brother. But that was not all, for in due time my tether's Wife also gave birth to a boy, who 'was my brother and also my step-son, since he was the son of my daughter. My wife was also my grandmother, for she was the mother of my mother, and thus I was my wife’s husband and at the same time her grandson. Finally, as the husband of a person’s grandfather, I am my own grandfather."

No Zebras This Day.

Circus Hand (to ringmaster)—De zebras caln’t go In de parade dls momln’. Ringmaster—Can’t got Why? , Circus Hand—Well, you see, dey got to be painted every evenin’ to hold deir color, an’ Mike McDaub, de animal painter, he went on a jag last, night, and he got de paint buckets mixed, an’ now de stripes on dat pair of white mules is a beautiful green an’ scarlet—New Orleans Times-Demo-crat .

Truthful George.

“George, dear," asked the fair female in the hammock scene, “was you ever in love before?” “Sure,” answered the masculine portion of the sketch. “You don’t think for a minute thst I’d practice on a nice little girl like you, I hope."

How's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot bo cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Props., Toledo. O. Wo, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last IS years, and believe him perfectly honorable In all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by their firm. West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Waldlng, Kinnan a Marvin. Wholesale Drug gl.-ts, Toledo. Ohio. Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle. Bold by all Druggists. Testimonials free. Hall's FamllyTllla are the best.

As Defined.

“Mamma," asked small Floramy, “what’s a dude?" “A dude, my dear,” replied the knowing mother, “is an example of what a man is when he Isn’t.’’

Aa (Mmm Am Da. : «baly a bughouse candidate would ate tempt it,” musod the man who soossten affy thinks aloud. W "Would attempt what?" asked th* jn who never misses an opportunity to bam in. “To convince a brans band that It M the entire procession," answered tte noisy thinker. ; Money refunded ter each package ei PUTNAM FADELESS DYES If unsafe {■factory- . “Death months” are March and AniM for ad oka and July and Aagust for chi)} dren under 6 years of ays, according tfi Am statistician of tip twelfth coasts.

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