Jasper County Democrat, Volume 6, Number 23, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 September 1903 — A Funereal Gait. [ARTICLE]

A Funereal Gait.

“Here!” called the impatient guest The obsequious waiter came to his side, says Judge. “Seems to me that soup I ordered is a long time getting to me.” “Yes, sir; but you must remember, sir, that you ordered turtle soup.”