Jasper County Democrat, Volume 6, Number 23, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 September 1903 — According to the Book. [ARTICLE]

According to the Book.

"Johnny,” said the Sunday school teacher, “you shouldn't make fun of Deacon Goodwin’s bald head. You may be bald some day.” "Well,” rejoined the precocious Johnny, "I don’t covet Deacon Goodwin’s bald head, nor his man servant, nor his maid servant, nor his ox, nor his mule, nor anything that is his.”