Jasper County Democrat, Volume 6, Number 23, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 September 1903 — Paderewski’s Joke. [ARTICLE]

Paderewski’s Joke.

A well-known society woman wrote Paderewski for “a lock of hair.” She received this reply: Dear Madam—M. Paderewski directs me to way that It affords hitp much pleasure to comply with your request You failed to specify whose hair you desire, so he sends samples pf his sweep, valet, cook, waiter and mattress belonging to M. Pulknan, proprietor of the coach in which he traveled to America.