Jasper County Democrat, Volume 6, Number 23, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 September 1903 — Page 3

Empire State Express in Foot-Ball.

The New York Central’s Empire State Express Is recognized as the swif teat aodsurest train operated by America’s greatest railroad, and considered the very best means to cover the ground in the time required. It is for this reason that the Harvard University football team named their best and surest play of the season of 1902 the “Empire State Express," for they believed it to be the most reliable play in their program. It was-success-ful throughout Che season until it met Yale’s “20th Century Limited" play, which was just as swift, safe and sure, but Bad longer endurance and was “limited" only by the sise of the field. The • names of the rival teams very correctly describe the difference in the famous trains, the “Empire State” running only from New York to Buffalo, while the “20th Century Limited" makes the 980 miles between New York and Chicago in twenty hours every day of the year. Great is the New York Central and great are the trains it operates—swift, safe and reliable. —From the Brooklyn StandardUnion.

Paderewski’s Joke.

A well-known society woman wrote Paderewski for “a lock of hair.” She received this reply: Dear Madam—M. Paderewski directs me to way that It affords hitp much pleasure to comply with your request You failed to specify whose hair you desire, so he sends samples pf his sweep, valet, cook, waiter and mattress belonging to M. Pulknan, proprietor of the coach in which he traveled to America.

Btatb or Ohio, City or Tolhdo, I Lucas County. f ••• Fraitk J. Chknky makes oath that he to the senior partner of the firm of F. J. Chknky ft Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and that said firm win pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarbh that cannot be cured by the use at Haix’s CatabbhCubk. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed tn my presence, this Sth day of December, A. D. UM. ' AW. GLEASON. ' ■*“' Notary Public. Haffs Catarrh Cure to taken internally and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Bend for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O. Bold by Druggists, 75C. Hall’s Family Pills are the best.

She Can’t Get Away.

“How do the Biglers manage to keep that hired girl of theirs at such a lonesome place in the country?" “They won’t pay her a cent of wages, and it is seventeen miles over a poor road to town.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer.

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PRESIDENT TALKS TO LABOR.

Warne Hie Hearers Against Despotism, Knvy and Mob Violence. A community of interest, with caste forgotten and personal worth the sole basis of class distinction, with capitalist and wage worker helping themselves by aiding each other and both content to abide by the laws, wae the doctrine preached at Syracuse Monday by President Roosevelt as the prime requisite for a prosperous and permanent national life.' As a labor day creed, its acceptance was urged by a warning against a tendency toward despotism, the envy of demagogues and their bent toward mob violence being classed as a danger to the laborer far more malign than the arrogance of the affluent. “We must act upon the motto of all for eadh and each for all,” was the keynote of the address, which denounced the leaders who incite class antagonism, whether Che labor agitator who shouts for plunder or the unscrupulous man of wealth who seeks to subvert the laws to order to oppress. “We must see that each man is given a square deal, because he is entitled to no more and should receive no leas,” ran the final aphorism with which President Roosevelt drove home his plea for the abolition of industrial castes. .. The prosperity of the farmer and the! wage worker is the index of th§ nation’s' welfare, argued the Presides/, and the interests of every business, trade and profession are so identical that they ’tend to go up or down together.” To maintain a healthy government individuals Instead of classes must be considered, and the permanency of a spirit that will conferee the rights of others as well as defend one’s own. In the decline of defunct republics of the mediaeval age the President traced examples of ,the pernicious effect of class legislation, and gave point to his warning against demagogy by the conclusion that the result was equally fatal no matter whether the mob or the oligarchy conquered. To unite the contending classes, the President urged that the wage worker should display sanity and a desire to do justice to others and that the capitalist should welcome and aid all legislative efforts to settle present difficulties. The currency system was cited as an example of legislation that is good because not class] ike.

With his argument for the abolition of classes ended, the President ladnched into a characteristic eulogy of the benefits of hard work, which he styled the “best prize life has to offer.” The idler waa dismissed with the quotation, “After all, the saddest thing that can happen to « man is to carry no burdeas.” Breadwinners and homemakers, fathers and mothers of families, were given their tribute, the President declaring that there is a place for each among the honored benefactors of the nation.

Following are paragraphs from the President’s Labor Day address: There is no worse enemy to the wage worker than the man who condones mob violence in any form or who preaches class hatred.

If alive to their true interests, rich and poor alike will set their faces like flint against the spirit which seeks personal advantage by overriding the laws, without regard to whether the spirit shows itself in the form of bodily violence by one set of men, or in the form o&vulpine cunning by another set of men. 'The outcome was equally fatal whether the country fell into the hands of a wealthy oligarchy which exploited the poor, or whether it fell under the domination of a turbulent mob which plundered the rich.

In the long run, we all of us tend to go up or down together. It is all-essen-tial to the continuance of our healthy national life that we should recognize this community of interest among our people. We must keep ever in mind that a republic such as ours can exist only in virtue of the orderly liberty which comes through the equal domination of the law over all men alike and through its administration in such resolute and fearless fashion as shall teach all that no man is above it and no man below it.

PULPIT AND PREACHER

Tiro of the best portraits of Leo XIII. were painted by Franz von Lenbach. The trustees of Baldwin University ot Berea, Ohio, have elected Prof. G. F. Collier acting president. The Rev. Wilbert J. Brown of Indiana has succeeded James B. Unthiank aa president of the Friends’ College at Wilmington, Ohio. Mns. A. P. Camphor, the wife of Preaident Camphor of the college of west Africa; at Monrovia, Liberia, has recovered from a serious illness. If we took as much pains to keep the tender lambs as we do to convert the tough old wolves the latter would soon die of starvation.—Ram’s Hom. The Rev. George C. Lorimer, D. D., has returned from Europe. He drew great congregations in England, but refused all overtures for a call to London. Dr. E. E. Smiley, who has resigned as president of the University of Wyoming. has accepted a call to the Congregational Church at Ithaca, N. Y., as its pastor. The Rev. Oscnr F. Moore, Jr., assistant at Grace Church, Newark, N. J., has accepted an appointment as chaplain and master at the Episcopal Academy, Cheshire, Conn. The Rev. Robert J. Burdette preached his first sermon last Sunday in his newly organized Temple Baptist Church at Ixm Angeles, Cal., taking as his subject, “Assured Prosperity.” Dr. Thomas March Clark, who has been the Protestant Episcopal bishop of Rhode Island since 1854, and is presiding bishop of that church in the United States, is coming near in length of years to the record of Leo XIII. Bishop Clark recently entered his 92d year. The Hawaiian committee of the Women’s Home Missionary Society has decided to build a home for Japanese women and children at Honolulu, to be known as the “Susannah Wesley home.” It is believed that this home will be largely self-supporting when it is ready for setru•ancy.

Rustic Work.

Sooner or later ovary owner of a country home runs up against the Idea of rustic work. Generally it hits him hard —sometimes too hard. If you really need seats or summer bouses 'in your woodland nothing can .be more appropriate than loga With the bark on, because they harmonise with the growing trees, says Country Life In America. This Is the reel secret of the popularity of rustic work —its . fitness. It Is opposed to costlier and more architectural features which make a strong contrast with natural surroundings. Occasionally, however, you will find a man who has fallen bead over heels in love with rustic work for its own sake. The consequence Is that he fills the lawn in front of his house with all sorts of rustic impossibilities, which look doubly foolish because they have no earthly use and because they are out in a sunny spot In the midst of an envlroment which Is civilization rather than natrue.

An Old Soldier’s Experience.

Dennard, Ark., Sept. 7.—Mr. E. J. Hicks, merchant of this place, has written for publication an account of a personal experience, which is very interesting. “I am an old Federal soldier,” writes Mr. Hicks, “and shortly after the close of the war I was taken sick. I had aches and pains afi over me, fluttering of the heart and stomach trouble. I just simply was never a moment without pain. I could not sleep at night, and I was always tired and fearfully weak.

“I took medicine all the time, but for a long time'l was more dead than alive.’' Altogether I suffered’’for over twenty years, and I believe. I would have been suffering yet, or in my grave, jf I had not read of Dodd’s Kidney Pills. T got an almanac which told me of this remedy, and I bought some of it I started with three pills a day, but increased the dose to six pills a day. I had not used, many till my pains began to disappear. J kept on, and now I Can sleep and eat as well as ever I could, and I feel like a new man, with no pains or aches left “I will always recommend Dodd’s Kidney Pills, for they are a wonderful remedy.”

No Place for the Doctor.

A physician whose belief in the future accords with that of the late Col. Ingersoll had occasion recently to perform a surgical operation upon a man not select in his language. After etherizing his patient the operation was successfully performed. When the effect of the'ether had passed off, the subject, looking wlldlji around the room, exclaimed • “Where am I?” The doctor replied: “Oh, you are all right.” “But,” said the man, “I may be all right, but where am I?” The doctor answered jocularly: “In heaven.” The patient responded: “If that’s so, I’d like to know what you are doing here.”

According to the Book.

"Johnny,” said the Sunday school teacher, “you shouldn't make fun of Deacon Goodwin’s bald head. You may be bald some day.” "Well,” rejoined the precocious Johnny, "I don’t covet Deacon Goodwin’s bald head, nor his man servant, nor his maid servant, nor his ox, nor his mule, nor anything that is his.”

A Diagnosis Necessary.

"Can any one tell me what is good for moths?” asked the landlady at the dinner table.

"I might suggest something,” replied the medical student, “if I knew what was the matter with them.”

I know people who are so busy tracing their pedigrees back to Alfred the Great that they can’t find time to pay their wash bills. —Simeon Ford in “A Few Remarks.”

Piso’s Cura for Consumption promptly relieves my little 5-year-old sister of croup. —Miss L. A. Pearce, 23 Pilling street, Brooklyn, N. Y., Oct. 2, 1901.

The unexplored antarctic region, which equals Europe in size, is the largest unexplored area in the world.

Mm. Winslows Soorame Starr for Chlldm Seething; aoftan. ths sums, redness inflammation, alien pain, cures wind soils. 25 seats a bottle.

■ Supposed Kidney Diseases, Heart Troubles and many ■ similar ills are but some form of indigestion or stomach ■ troubles. The stomach is the great nerve center; hence B ’ & the beginning of sickness is usually in the stomach and I here the symptoms multiply and spread in every direc- ■ W tion. We positively guarantee I Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin I I (A LAXATIVE) ■ to permanently cure Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Constipation, Biliousness, Sleeplessness, Liver and ■ B Kidney Disorders, Malaria—in short, all ailments arising from Stomach troubles. ■ I 50 cents and JI.OO bottles—lt’s economy to buy the dollar size. ■ -. Aik your druggist, but if bo haxn’t It we will read a aample bottle Free; also our interesting book, “The Story of a Traveling Maa." || ■ PEPSIN SYRUP COfIiPANY, Monticello, lIL, U. S. A. 1 M ..

THE CRISIS.

How Bln Btrong Men Palled to Bostere a Fainting Woman. The woman fainted, and these are some of the things that the half-dozen men in the room with her did.

Two of them made a dash for the dining room to get water, and fell over each other at the door of that apartment

One hastened to a neighboring drug store for a mixture of vlchy and ammonia. , One appeared suddenly with a glass of whisky, obtained no one knows where.

In endeavoring to raise the gas two able-bodied and excited masculines put it out and left the party in total darkness for at least a minute, while every one of them fumbled In his pockets for a match. Four men fanned the invalid with’ music, handkerchiefs, hats or whatever was to hand.

One beldl a pot-pourri jar under her nose under the mistaken impression it would ba reviving in its effects, though It wasn’t.

Another said, “Here, dear,” and tried to wipe her brow with the fan he held, instead of the handkerchief that was In his other hand. ' Four of the men called her “little woman” and entreated her to be calm. Two said, “There, there,” and looked at each other and asked, haggardly, if She were quite dead. One put his arm around her tentatively, not sure that the corpse wouldn’t sit up suddenly and smite him for his temerity. Another called the servant man Who had appeared in answer to his lirgent a “blundering Idiot” because he didn’t understand what was wanted when he was told to “Run for the nearest hat without any doctor.” This sounds like quite an army of men, but In reality It was only six active ones who did all these things. And just as they were In despair a woman came Into the room. She took In the situation at a glance land gave her orders coolly. “Let her He down,” said She, “and stand from around her, so that she may get some air. She’ll be all right In a minute. Take away that whisky and let me have the water. There you are.” And there she was, sitting up and blinking.

Yes, it’s just as Dr. What’s-Her-Name says, men are much more emotional than women.—Baltimore News.

Glad to Hear It.

A gentleman who was discussing with the late Dr. Parker the problem of a future existence exclaimed: “The fact is, rir, I am an annihilation--Ist. I believe that when I die that will be the end of me.” “Thank God for that,” Dr. Parker replied, as he showed his companion the door. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES color Silk, Wool and Cotton at one boiling. An old soldier is supposed to prefer martial heirs.

LIVER TONIC CANDY CATHARTIC NEVER 80LD |M BOLK

niinr I■ 11 KI" stomach,bloated trowels, Aral mouth, lie adUUIIL ache^udlgeitloujilmples,painswper eating, liver trouble, sallow complexion and diuiness. When your bowels don’t moveregularly yon are getting siek. Constipation kills snore people than all-other diseases together. It Is a starter fer the ehronle ail* ntents and long years ofssdTerlng thatcome afterwards. Ao matter what ails yon. start taking CASCARKTS today. fbr you will never get well and be well all the time until you put your bowels right. Take our advice; start With CaAcARJKTS to-day, under an abuolute guarantee to cure or money refunded. «n

GRATEFUL, HAPPY WOMEN

t■. ■■■ I Miss Muriel Armitage.

Female Weakness Is Pelvic Catarrh. Always Half Sick are the Women Who Have Pelvic Catarrh. Catarrh of any organ, if allowed to progress, will affect the whole body. Catarrh without nervousness is very rare, but pelvic catarrh and nervousness go hand to hand. What is so distressing a sight as a poor half-sick, nervous woman, suffering from the many almost unbearable symptoms of pelvic catarrh? She does not consider herself ill enough to go to bed, but she Is far from being able to do her

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Thank Pe-ru-na for TMr Recovery After Year* of Suffering. Miss Muriel Armitage, M Green i wood Ave., Detroit, MlcK, Dtstrisl Organizer of the Royal Tsmplan M J Temperance, in a roeent letter, aaysi “I think that a woman naturally . shrinks from making her tredUeg public, but restored health has manat so much to me that I feel for the sake of ether Buffering women it in say duty to fell what Perun a han dens ; for me. “I suffered for five years with i uterine irregularities, which brengM ' on hysteria and made me a physical ' wreck. I tried doctors from the difr ferent schools of medicine, but wßh- ' out any perceptible change to asy ' condition. In my deepair I called on an old nurse, who advised me to tre Peruna. and promised good reunite 8 I would persist and take irregularly. I thought this was the least I eouM -do'-shd procured a bottle. I knew as soon sa I began taking it that It was affecting me differently from anything I had used before, and so I kept on taking R. I kept this up for dx months, and steadllv gained strength and health, and when I had used i fifteen bottles I considered myself entirely ettred. lam s gratafnL ; happy woman to-day.”—Mias Mansi * Armitage. Peruna cures catarrh of the pohrte , organs with the same surety as is cures catarrh of the head. Pesuna ' has become renowned M a posidyo , cure for female ailments sternly bei cause the ailments are mostly duo 1 to catarrh. Catarrh is the eauss of ' the trouble. Peruna cures the catarrh. The symptoms disappear.

work without the greatest exhaustion This Is a very common eight and is almost always due to pelvic catarrh. It la worse than foolish for so many women to suffer year after year with a disease that can be permanently eared. Peruna cures catarrh permanently. It cures old chronic cases as well as a slight attack, the only difference being in She length of time that it should be taken to effect a cure. If you do not derive prompt and sailsfactory resulte from the use of Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case, and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio.