Jasper County Democrat, Volume 6, Number 22, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 September 1903 — Page 3
<MA Oomftsr*. "Tfc* weeds,” remarked the man w*s waa bora tired, “are about to take my garden." “Speakln* of gardens,” eaid the Induetrions person, “I have noticed that the profligate rake la never able to hoe his own row.” \ SI.OO BIG 800-POUND STEEL , RANGE OFFER. If yon eae use the beat big 500-pound ateel tenge made in the world, and are .wtliln - to hate it planed la your own hone on three u.ff.th** free trial, Juit cut thia notice out and eend it to Saa.ua, Bobbuok A Co., Chicago, and yon will receive tree by return mail a nig picture of the ateel range and many other cooClng and beating atovea, you w.H a'ao receive the moat wonderful *I.OO ateel range offer, an offer that placet . the beat ateel range or heating stove in the home of any family, such an offer that no family in the land, no matter what their cironmatanoea may be, or how email their income, need be without the beat oooklng or heatlug atove made. A NonreoideuL He arked her for her loving heart. She paused but for a minute; Then eaid: “I’m very sorry, but, Young man, you are not in it”
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Not Mere Chest-Tones.
“The moot charming voice X ovw heard," *id • fashionable teacher of “tono culture,” “to the possession of a woman who never tn het life took a lesson In elocution or singing, or appeared In public. In fact, ah* to a dressmaker in rather bumble circumstances. Hera to what we catt~a talking voice. It to low and sweet and musical. It Is not an affected voiceone of the kind some folks put on with their beat clothes and company manners. It to perfectly natural. It Is her every-day voice, and ahe never uses any other. “The flrat time I heard her apeak I was struck by the gentleness, sweetness and true refinement of her voice. I determined to find out all about her, and I did. It was not much, just a homely, simple little history Of unselfishness and self-sacrifice; of yean spent In frugal living and In working hard for others. But It explained tho possession of that voice. “One day a pupil of mine, a wealthy society woman who had taken up tone culture as a mere fad, heard this dressmaker speak. “ ‘There!’ she exclaimed. *1 want you to teach me to speak like that.* “ ‘I only wish I could, madam,' I replied. “ ’But why not?* she insisted. Isn’t It just a trick of managing the chest tones?’ “ ’No, madam,’ I said. “Those are not mere chest tones; they come from the heart.”
SUFFERED FOR FIFTEEN YEARS.
Com pie tai v Sectored to Health. Mrs. P. Brunzel, wife of P. Brunzel, stock dealer, residence 8111 Grand avenue, Everett, Wash., says: “For fifteen
was simply indescribable. Finally I saw Doan's Kidney Pills advertised and got a box. After « few doses I told my husband that I was feeling much better and that the pills were doing me good. When I finished that box I felt like a different woman. I didn't stop at that, though. I continued the treatment until I bad taken five boxes. There was no recurrence until a week ago, when I began to feel miserable again. I bought another box and three days’ treatment restored me to health. Doan’s Kidney Pills act very effectively, very promptly, relieve the aching pains and all other annoying difficulties. I have recommended them to many people and will do so when opportunities present themselves.” A FREE TRIAL of this great kid ney medicine which cured Mrs. Brunael will be mailed to any part of ths United States on application. Address Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. For sale by all druggists, price 60 -ent* per box.
About the Size of It.
"Say, pa,” queried little Johnny Bum>ernickle, “what’s'a diplomat?” “A diplomat, my son,” replied the old man, “is a person who doesn’t mean wha* he means for others to think he means.” Have used Piso’s Cure for Consumption nearly two years, and find nothing to compare with it. —Mrs. Morgan, Berkeley, CaL, Sept. 2, 1901. A feather in hand is better than a bird in the air. Mrs. Winslow's Sooranro Bvaw tor Children teething; aoftena the gum*, reduce* inflammation, nb lay* pain, cure* wind oolic. 25 cent* a bottle.
years I suffered with terrible pain in my back. I experimented with doctors and medicines, but got little If any relief. I actually believe the aching In my back and through the groin became worse. I did not know what It was to enjoy a night’s rest ahd arose in the morning feeling tired and unrefreshed. My suffering sometimes
A "FAKIR'S" CONFESSIONS.
Chteago, Heßayefls the Only “gquare” City. In the current Independent are published the confessions of a street ’fakir” who for obvious reasons remains anonymous, from which account it appears that the business to profitable. The fakir’s real beginning as an independent operator was in Chicago, of which he says: “Chicago is the only ’square’ town in this country—that to, ’square* from a fakir’s or grafter’s point of view. You pay for protection and you get It” He paid the captain $5 for a week for permission to sell knife sharpeners, and gave the man on post about a dollar a day. He was warned not to try any “jamming” or “slum” at this low rate. These privileges cost $lO •nd $5 a day, respectively. “Jamming” Is getting possession of the money of a crowd on the understanding that It Is to be given back, and then whipping up a fast team of horses and driving away. “Slum” is selling packages of jewelry, handkerchiefs, etc. There are toVras that are not “square.” In Cleveland the confessing fakir paid for “protection” and was afterward arrested and fined. Then he went to New York, concerning which It is his testimony that it is a town of “easy marks.” New York Is "closed,” except just before Christmas, but there Is something doing in “sneak pitches”—that is, in “squaring” the man on post and selling for a few minutes between the visits of the “rounds.” However, when the artist tried it he was arrested by the very man he had bribed, and thence went to Philadelphia, of which he says:
“Philadelphia is the cheapest city in the United States. The policemen are paid at the rate of $1.75 per day, and a fakir who gives one of them a quarter for protection is bailed as a Carnegie. For a dollar a day the guardian of the beat you are working on will keep your territory clear of other fakirs and vote you prince of good fellows. “There is not much money to be made in Philadelphia by a fakir, for various reasons. First, the people have an inherited trait of thriftiness; second, they live their lives less feverishly than in any other large city of the United States; and there are ‘home guards’ in the town, who take care of all the surplus cash floating around.” New York and Chicago are the headquarters for new novelties, and fakirs of the first class secure the new things. The fakirs keep in touch with the novelty supply complaints for new things, and scan the papers constantly for announcements which indicate some unusual event that will draw a crowd. “I think that for straight faking aluminium gas tips were the most profitable things I ever handled,” says the account of the fakir in the Independent. “They cost me, with the brass pillar attached, $1.35 per gross. I laid out SSOO in tips and printed matter, planned my campaign, and began an itinerary whish occupied four months of my time. My bank account showed a balance to my favor just $4,527 in excess when I had completed my tour.”
The Biggest Man.
Edward Beaupre, the biggest man in the world, was one of the sights on Broadway in New York the other day. Beaupre does not enjoy his unique distinction. Being independently wealthy and intelligent and refined as well he is not a sideshow sight. He stands 8 feet 3 inches in height and weighs 368 pounds. He wears a No. 8 hat and a 22 shoe. Beaupre weighed 9 pounds when he was born. He was just like other babies until, at the age of 3, he began to grow with remarkable speed. His parents are of normal size. He was 6 feet 4 when 9 years old. Now it takes 13 yards of cloth to make him a suit of clothes. He has two brothers and four sisters, none of whom Is remarkable for size except one of the boys, aged 9, who is 5 feet 8 Inches and growing at a rate at which he will soon catch up to his big brother.
The House That Jack Built.
This is the,number of bucks per week that was saved from to build the house that Jack built. .30. This is the sum which Mrs. Jack looked like in the frocks she made for herself in order to save for the house that Jack built 15. This is the number of full meals that can be prepared without cooking from a package of the food which the Jacks ate In order to save for the house that Jack built. 87. 87. The ages of Jack and his wife, respectively, when they had finally paid for the house that Jack built.
An Ardent Reader.
“Well,” said the Sheriff, with an air of satisfaction, “noospnpers don’t make no great sight out o’ me, now I tell ye, for it’s seldom ever I set down to look at one on ’em. 1 got a book up home there I take an’ read out on, es I ain’t got nothin’ better to do. The woman she give a feller a dollar for ew -time, an’ put him up over night, too, she did.”—Century.
His High Average.
Friend —Of course your son graduated with a high average? | Graduate’s Father (not yet recovered from the bill) —Yes, It cost me to,000 last year.—Baltimore American. Too many men mMske afeehoUc thoughts ter genius.
Tricked the Conductor.
On Sixth avenue a man accompanied by a woman signaled an uptown car, and the conductor saw them but gave no heed. The car was going slowly enough, so the man was able to make a run and a jump, land on the running board and pull the bell rope. But he did net stop at that. After he pulled the rope he held It tight, taking up all the slack, so that the surprised conductor had no purchase wlto which he could sound two bells. So the man’s companion had a chance to board the car, and, having done so, he released his hold on the rope. The conductor, beyond murmuring, "Who’s 'running this car, anyway?” let incident pass without further comment—New York Rail and Express.
The J. P.’s Agree.
Staunton, Ark., Aug. 81. —News comes from Duff, Searcy # Co., this State, that Mr. _T. B. Reeves, a Justice of the Peace at* that pladw has written a letter recommending Dodd’s Kidney Pills in which he says: “I think Dodd’s Kidney Pills can’t be beat for Kidney Trouble, and I wish them every success.” The local J. P., Mr. E. B. Cox, agrees with his brother Justice on this point for he says: - "I had a bad case es Kidney Trouble and was not able to do a day’s work without great distress. I bought six boxes of Dodd’s Kidney Pills and after I had used three boxes I was all right. I am as well as evsr, and I cannot praise Dodd's Kidney Pills too highly. “I have given the other three boxes to some friends of mine who had found out what it was that bad cured me so satisfactorily and quickly, and they all speak highly of Dodd's Kidney Pills.” No one disputes this unanimous verdict
Her Idea of It.
"I seldom associate with any one that knows more than I do,” said young Sapid gh. “Indeed!” exclaimed Miss Capstique. "What a dreary, lonesome existence yours must be.”
Our Roads Astonish Foreigners.
The development of passenger transportation In the United States astonishes all foreigners. Edwin A. Pratt, a representative of the London Times, was making some investigations yesterday at the Grand Central Station with a view* 1 to writing a comprehensive article on American railroads. His Inquiries developed the fact that the New York Central has eight passenger trains a day between New York and Chicago, and when he learned that the distance Is OSO miles he remarked that it is a marvelous thing. He was still further astonished to find that four of the eight trains make the 080 miles in twenty-four hours, and that one, the Twentieth Century Limited, goes the distance every day, in either direction, in twenty hours. His amazement grew wben he was informed that the westbound Twentieth Century Limited carries only Chicago passengers, and will not take a passenger for any other point. He remarked that his people would be equally adtounded on learning these facts. —From “On the Tip of the Tongue” Column in the New York Press.
Asked and Answered.
"What is your idea of heaven?” asked the youth. “Heaven,” replied the sage, “is a place where we imagine everyone 1b almost as good as we are.”
Deafness Cannot Be Cured
by local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There Is only one way to cure deafness, and that Is by constitutional remedies. Deafness Is caused by an inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube Is Inflamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, snd wken it- is entirely cloned. Deafness i* the result, and unless the Inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to Its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which & nothing but an Inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured by Hall’s Catarrh Cure. Bend for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists. 76c. Hall's Family Pills are the best. Only eight per cent of the gross earnings of railways go to shareholders. The ninety-two per cent goes for wages and materials. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES are Cast to light and washing. ...Wherever you see persecution there is more than a probability that truth is on the persecuted side.—Bishop Latimer. CIT* Permanently Cured. NonuornervousnMaartar "lIS Snt day', use of Dr. lUiue*a Great tier,. Restorer. Send lor FX EE *S.SO trial bottle and treatiM. DK. a. H. XUKK. Ltd.. »S 1 Arch St.. Philadelphia, P*.
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