Jasper County Democrat, Volume 6, Number 21, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 August 1903 — An Affair of Letters. [ARTICLE]

An Affair of Letters.

We are much surprised at meeting little Polly Contoesel, formerly of Bowersville, In England. “Why, Polly!" we say* “How Is it we find you here?" “Polly!” she repeats, wflfi K dignity we never knew she possessed. "Lady Oledebts, If you please.” An apology on our part establishes friendly relations once more, and she tells us that she really has won and wedded Lord Oledebts and that her father's dollars are being expended In the refurbishing of the Oledebts castle. "But,” we say, “It was rumored In Bowersrille that you were hesitating In your choice between three honest termer lads In the vicinity. How was it, then, that you married his lordship?” “Oh,” she titters, “he came to BowrrSriße one day. When I saw JilmJL dropped my eyes and he began dropping his b’s, and It wasn’t long until he induced me to.drop my j’s, and now we are both making papa drop his v’a and x’s.”—Judge.