Jasper County Democrat, Volume 6, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 July 1903 — Page 3
A Clever Love Song.
Some yean ago a clever American professor was asked by a young lady for a cipher that could Uy easily worked without being too mm cult to (gad,-w hereupon he penned the follow* log: U 0 a 0. but I 0 U; O 0 no 0, but O 0 me; O let not my 0 a 0 go, But give 0 0 I 0 U io. When the key t 6 this is obtained It Alts like a love song. The secret of It liee In the facts that a naught Is a cipher and that it is easy to make this word read “sigh for” whenever required. It reads phonetically with perfect ease, but the written form is perhaps more readily intelligible: You sigh for a cipher, but I sigh for you; O sigh for no cipher, but O sigh for me. O let not my sigh for a cipher go, But give sigh for sigh, for I sigh for you so. " ‘ ' j
He Feels Good.
Oaddo, Ky., July 20.—“1 believe I could climb a mountain without drawing a long breath” is the way William Ball of this place describes how he is feeling. As Mr. Ball has been on the sick list for a long time, this declaration from him comes as quite a surprise. When asked to explain how be bad become so strong in such a short time, be says: "I did have Kidney Trouble very bad, In fact I had to get up four or five times every night to urinate. I had shortness of breath which distressed me terribly. I was badly used up, and was really of no account for anything. “I used three boxes of Dodd’s Kidney Pills, and that’s what has made me well. I can sleep all night without having to get up. I feel splendid and as I said before, I believe 1 could climb a mountain without drawing a long breath. Dodd's Kidney Pills did it sIL”
Now They Don’t Speak.
"Yes,” said the newly made bride, "Jack and I married in haste.” “Well, dear,” rejoined her former girl chum, “you ought to be thankful for that.” “Why no?” asked the young wife in surprise. “Because,” answered the ex-chum, "If Jack had taken time to think it over you would be scheduled for the spinster stakes.” #
[?]eware of Ointments for Catarrh that Contain Mercury,
as mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and completely derange the whole system when entering It through the mucous surfaces. Such articles should never be used except on prescriptions from reputable physicians, as the damage they will do is tenfold to the good you can po -slhlv derive from them. Hall’s Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo. 0., contains no mercury, and Is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Hall’s Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine. It Is taken Internally, and made in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney & Co. Testimonials free. Bold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle. Hall's Family Fills are the beet.
Different Views.
Tangly—Tliere’t nothing in all the world equal to the friendship of a woman you can trust , Shortun—Oh, I don’t know. What'a the matter with The friendship of a men who will trust you a few dollars’ worth occasionally?
Do Your Feet [?] and Burn?
Shake into yonr shoes Allen’s FootEase, a powder for the feet. It makes tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures Corns, Bunions, Swollen, Hot and Sweating Feet. At all Druggists and Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Leßoy, N. Y. The Yukon yielded the Canadian gova revenue of $1,485,700 last year, and the expenditure on the territory was $2,557,330. Dull children are lighter and precocious children heavier than the average child. Mrs. Winslow's Soothwo Sixer for Children teething; soften* the gums, reduce* inflammation, alky* pain, cures wind colic, 1-canUabotya,
An ideal Woman's Medicine.
So says Mrs. Josie Irwin, of 325 So. College St., Nashville, Tenn., of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. * Never in the history of medicine baa the demand for one particular remedy for female diseases equalled that atSthc lilf.'jme of shis wonderful 5 nils iueae fnand for it been os it is to-daVr - From the Atlantic to the Pacific, and throughout tne length and breadth of thia great continent come the glad tidings of woman’s sufferings relieved bv it, and thousands upon thousands of letters are pouring in from grateful women saying that it will and positively does cure the worst forma of female complaints. Mrs. Pinkham invitee nil women who are puzzled about their health to write her at Lynn, Mass, for advice. Such correspondence is seen by women only, and no charge is made.
THE WORLD MOURNS LEO.
■—Chicago Tribune.
PLAN OF ELECTING A POPE.
Cardinals Will Vote Behind Locked Doors for Leo’s Successor. On the tenth or at latest the twelfth day after the death of the Pope the conclave will assemble for the election of a new pontiff. If precedent k followed, It will be held at the beautiful Sistine chapel, within the walls of the Vatican. On the day fixed for the conclave the cardinals will hear special mass of the holy spirit, take oaths of faithfulness and secrecy and then march to the chapel with a secretary and attendant for each. Once in the chapel the cardinals will be snut in by massive doors held by double locks. ’ Voting paper will be supplied each cardinal and he will write his choice on this, no one being allowed to vote for himself. After each cardinal has advanced to the high altar, prayed, announced that he has voted according to his conscience and deposited his ballot in the chalice six scrutineers examine the ballots and announce the result. Great interest is now centered in the work of the holy conclave which is to select the successor to Leo XIII. Speculations, prophecies and predictions come from every- direction in favor of the various candidates. The comparatively long illness of Leo had the effect of narrowing the chances of some who entered the contest with what was thought to be the brightest prorpects, while it brought Into prominence others who at first were hardly considered.
POPE’S WEALTH ENORMOUS.
Private Wealth $30,003,000 1 Yearly Income, $4,375,000. Pope Leo’s wealth is estimated to equal, if not excel, that of the richest man in the world. There was probably no man in the world whose income last year amounted to so large a sum as did ttie Pope's. No statement of his receipts It given out at the Vatican, but it is aasy to estimate from certain known facts and gain a fairly accurate idea «of the pontifical budget during the holy year. Besides the Pope himself probably not more than two men know the exact amount of the papal income. One ©f these is Cardinal Rampolla, the papal secretary of state, and the other Cardi-
THE LEADER OF MILLIONS IS DEAD.
aal Mooenni, who has the actual handling of the money. His private wealth has been estimated at $30,000,000, and his yearly income at $4,375,000. The daily expenses of the holy see amount to about $3,000 per day. This includes the personal expenses of the Pope, the salaries of the cardinals residing in the curia, the support of the nuncios and the legations abroad, the running expenses of the Vatican and the parities distributed every year by the Pope in Rome and throughout Italy. One million dollars a year does not mean a very large expense account for a man with an income of over $4,000,000.
Utterances of Pope Leo.
The Americans have always showed me more affection than any other people. I love them. I am ready to depart. I feel I have done all in my power for the good of the church and oflumanity. I shall die happier in thinking that something will remain of me that I have done at the very last moment. There is one thing the doctors’ skill cannot accomplish, diminish my 04 years. As ope I do not possess anything, as I live by the alms of the faithful. It would be a great detriment to the church if I should destine to my family even the Smallest part of what the people sent me by denying themselves. I die calmly. I am conscious of having endeavored to discharge my duty for the good of the church and of humanity, 1 know not how the world will judge rny deoda, but the Almighty God knows my motives, and has given me a tranquil geoscience on the threshold of eternity.
TEMPORARY HEAD OF ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH
Cardinal Oreglia
Cardinal Oreglia, dean of the sacred college, became The head of the Roman Catholic Church when the Pope died, and until a new Pope is elected he will continue to be supreme.
Many Eulogize Leo.
Not only the Catholic but the entire world will mourn the death of Leo XIII. The loss is universal. —Rev. J. M. Seanlan, pastor of St. John's, Chicago. Leo’s place in history will be that of one of the greatest statesmen of the age, because of his endeavors to uplift humanity.—Bishop Foley, Detroit. The Pope was a man of excellent scholarly traditions and blameless record and his death will be universally deplored.— Bishop Spalding, Peoria. He was an ecclesiastic of the very highest order, and there was apparently nothing lacking in his composition.Bishop Harkins of Providence. The death of Pope Leo XIII. mean* an irreparable loss, not only to the Catholic world but to the whole of Christendom, and especially to America. The pontiff waa one of this country’s truest
friends.—Vicar General Mooney, New York. Pope Leo XIII. was one of the greatest leaders of the Roman Catholic Church. His policy, character and general disposition gained for him the friendship of monarchs, diplomats and the humblest of every laud.—Bishop Phelan, Pittsburg. ~ Never was supreme pontiff loved by his people, never did supreme pontiff merit that love and devotion. No pope ever did more for the adranvement of art, religion and science; no pope or king or emperor ever more deeply touched the great heart of the people and held them as his jdwn.—Bishop Rouxel, New Orleans. He WftS a great and good man, and hiatory will preserve his name among the most illustrious of the popes. Hia heart, lovo and hopes were strongly drawn toward America. He looked on the United States as the foster mother of a more Christian humanity, a more humane social system snd a more equitable civic order. —Vicar General Bryne, Boston. Undoubtedly his name deserves to stand in the same rank as those of Gregory the Great, Hildebrand, Innocent 111., Leo X. and Sextus V. But Leo XIIL was in a truer sense than any of these the Pope of the people.—Bishop Scannell, Omaha. Leo XIII. was one of the. greatest men of the age and one of the greatest pontiffs that ever ruled the church. His encyclical* were masterpieces and the creations of a truly great mind. His encyclical on tabor will remain a lasting monument to hhn—Judge John Chicago. _ - , . ,
PE-RU-NA WOMEN Says Dr. M. C. Gee, of San Francisco.
A CONSTANTLY increasing numA ber of physicians prescribe Piaruna in their regular practice. It has proven its merits so thoroughly that even the doctors have overcome their prejudice against so-called patent medicines and recommend It to their patients. "I Advise Women to Use Pe-ru-na,” Says Dr. Gee. Dr. M. C. Gee Is one of the pbyrlcians who indorse Peruna. In a letter written from 513 Jones street, San Francisco, Cal., he says: “There is a general objection on the part of the practicing physician to advocate patent medicines, but when any one medicine cures hundreds of people, it demonstrates Its own value and does not need the indorsement of the profession. ••Peruna has performed bo many wonderful cures In San Francisco that I am convinced that It Is a valuable remedy. / have frequently advised Its use tor women, as I find It Insures regular and painless menstruation, cures leucorrhcea and ovarian troubles, and builds up the entire system. I also consider it one of the finest catarrh remedies I know of. I heartily indorse your medicine.” —M. C. Gee, M. D. Airs. E. T. Gaddis, Marion, N. C., Is one of Dr. Hartman’s grateful patients. She consulted him by letter, followed his directions, and is now able to say the following: “Before I commenced to take Peruna I could not do any hard work without Buffering great pain. I took Peruna, and can say with pleasure that it has done more for me than any ether medicine I have ever taken. Now I Am as well as ever; I do all my own work and S never hurts me alall. I think Peruna s great medicine for womankind.”— Mrs. E. T. Gaddis. Women are especially liable to pelvic catarrh, female weakness as it is commonly called.
// you do not derive prompt and satisfactory results from the use of Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case and he will be pleased to give you bis valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman,President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio.
The Canine Flood-Gage.
Floods on the Mississippi river are usually marked by tragic features, but occasionally the humorous element predominates. As a refuge in time of need, says the New York Mail and Express, balconies are built on the roofs of houses and cabins adjacent to the fiver, and there prisoners of the flood gather when the water gets inside the levee and takes possession of the lower floors of their dwellings. They take things calmly, especially If they are negroes, waiting contentedly for the waters to subside. On one of these balconies on a negro cabin near Natchez an old colored man watched the recent rise and fall of the river. His wife, nine children, his children’s goat, his hound and his wife's chickens kept him company. “You'd better come off your perch, uncle!” called one of a relief party from a skiff. “We’ll take you where you’ll be easer. The water will soon be up to your feet.** “No, it won't," said the old man, calmly. “I’s lib here thirty-six year, an’ et never come hlgher’n this, an’ et won't come now, ’case this dog ain't a-whioin’. Dogs has got more sense ’n folks, an’ es the flood had a mind to come higher, this dog ’d be a-cryin’ like a chile.” The old man stayed on his balcony, and his faith in the hound was otrengthened by a fall in the height of the water.
First born children exceed later born in stature and weight.
GET WELL STAY WELL. Theftionsands of people “ forty yean I had headache who are every day being P— — —| Jay and night could not made well by Doan's _ _ mm ML. sleep well wa* very weak, Kidney Pills and the free /Srgbr fDoanlS'ffl&L and about giving up all hope, trial ‘herewith offered UHtdß^krlfi?. 9 I got Doan's Pills and they makes further delay, I 0176)1 wfSsS curcd mo ' That w “ flT * ■•Kidney neglect.” Lfii I months ago, and I can say, rat Vj.imjmi.mil tills, today, my water is regular They correct urine s-ith Re * * 'tv so CAsr». Htgsssl and I have not had headache brick dust sediment, high for five months. For bed colored, pain in pacing, LftAVifiMftaw wetting, scalding urine, and dribbling, frequency, bed headache, Doan's Kidney wetting. Doan’s Kidney Pills NAME ITUs have no equal. I have remove calculi and gravel. 0 _ recommended them to fifty Kelieve heart palpitation,! * different persons with good sleeplessness, headache, STATE results. I first read of Doan’s nervousness, dizziness. For fro. trUl box, man this coupon to Smithiand Banner Newbern. K\- —B. C Jones Fo«t«r-Milbam 00., Buffalo, N. Y. it aboro sent to you for sample and writes: “I was unable to b™mci«* wrlu sddre-.a rep* afterwards purposed U» get anything to stop the too ll ■ pillsfrom jolley Bros.,Grand much flow of water. For River. D. O. Jonas.
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>m M jHBRJVI iJH L Peruna occupies a unique position in medical science. It is the only internal systemic catarrh remedy known to the medical profession to-day. Catarrh, as everv one will admit, is the cause of one-half the diseases which afflict mankind. Catarrh and catarrhal diseases afflict one-half of the people of the United Statee.
Names.
“Here in America,” said a Philadelphia artist who has traveled extensively, “we call a boy Johnnie if we don’t know what his name la It’s curious to note the variations of this custom. In the far west the name is shortened to Jack, and it is applied to any stranger Indiscriminately. On the other hand, we call a Chinaman John. When I was studying in Paris, I was Impressed by the ract that to the Parisian every foreigner is either Jack or Jacques, according to the pronunciatiem of the native who uses the term. I spent one winter in Havana, where I found that the Cubans apply the name Charlie to all Americans and Englishmen. In Mexico if a man’s name is not known he is called Pedro. In our own southern States I have noticed that the colored waiters in the hotels are invariably called George. I think It would be interesting to know how these customs originated.”
Away Off.
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