Jasper County Democrat, Volume 6, Number 1, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 April 1903 — It Certainly Would. [ARTICLE]

It Certainly Would.

"Yes, It would fill a long-felt want,” said the man who likes to talk to himself occasionally. “What would fill a long-felt want?” asked the party who accidentally overheard the remark. “A device that would compel a man to shut up when he has said enough,” replied the loud thinker.