Jasper County Democrat, Volume 5, Number 51, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 March 1903 — The Comic Side of The News [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

The Comic Side of The News

_ Of its 127 original plants the Americas Can Company has canned eighty aix. Russia could also use freedom of the press, if the Czar should ask any one. Is the Mississippi trying to show us what a twentieth century flood is like’/ Cznr Nicholas would like for once to take the role of advance agent of prosperity himself. Grip has attacked members of the Supreme Court. Is there no way of punching the germ for contempt? A Michigan man 92 year* old hns taken n blushing bride of 88 summers. In the spring the young man’s fancy lightly turiiH to thoughts of love. One never can tell what a Jury may do, but tha Chicago coal barons doubtless breathe easier that their enso was not left In ths hands of the twelve mon good and true. In his tour of the courts of Europe President Francis of the St Leuls exposition is making a success that will stand comparison with ths triumphs of eJthtf J. Plerpont Morgan, Gen. Miles, Buffalo BUI or John Philip Sousa.