Jasper County Democrat, Volume 5, Number 51, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 March 1903 — Page 3

BABY'S BOWELS Vo delicate and S? drastic purgaves should ever I s given. Neither Y jHM 'lhould a mother yf ''JBrfa ?tve herchild any oncoction containing opiates. W/£&■&& If necessary to JjJ 4T Jr assist Nature ©ove the little {>ne’s bowels give ' t one-quarter teaspoonful of Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin Pleasant to the taste contains nothing which can harm the most delicate organism. Physicianswill testify to the truth of this statement. See page 21 of our book of "Proofs.” Write for it today. Mrs. Allte Jackson, of Farmer City, 111., writes: "My seven months old baby was troubled a great deal with his stomach and Dowels. I had tried numerous remedies with Do food results, until tho baby lost much flesh, and was in poor health. A friend recommendS Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin'. I procured a 600 ttle at the drug store and gave the oontenta the baby according to directions, after which there was a decided Improvement In hts condition. Have been giving him Syrup Pepsin for about a month, with very satisfactory results, DU stomach and bowels being In good healthy •oadltlon and his former weight regained." Your Money Baok If It Don’t Benefit Yen PEPSIN SYRUP CO., Montlcillo, 111, WESTERN CANADA Hls Attracting Mom Attention Than Any Other District in the World. "THE GRANARY OF TnE WORLD." "THE LAND OF SCNSniNE." Vb« NATURAL FEEDING GROUNDS far STOCK. lift Milder Crop In 1902 1,987,880 Acre*. Yield la 1908—117,928,754 Bothell* K Abundance of Waters Fuel, Plentiful. Cheap Balld* |a*Materiel; Good Graaa for paataree end llay,a fertile AeU, e euffleient rainfall, and a elimata firing an fcaeured and adequate eea*on of growth, llomeetead jLaadeof 160 Acres Free, the only charge being $lO 9tklrj. Clo«e to Churches, Schools, etc.) Hallways tap All settled districts. Band for Atlas and other literature to BnpertA> lan dent of Immigration, Ottawa, Canada, or to L J. Bronshton, 42*J Quincy Bldg., Chicago! £. T i lolmes, 315 Jackson Street. St. Paul. Minn.i W. V. lannett,BUl New York Life Bldg., Omaha, Neb.t M. Y. Iclunea. No 2 Arenue Theater Block. Detroit, Mich j • as. Griere, Sault Bte. Marie, Mlch.i J. 0. Imncan, Loom 0, Big Four Bldg., Indianapolis, Ina.) J. H. Irswford. 214 W. 9th £t., Kansas « itj. Mo.; J. M. lacLachlan, Wausau. Wis.. the aathorited Canadian loTernment Agent*.who will supply you with certificate firing you reduced railway rates, etc mwmsa MS tSSaS Thompson’s Eye Water

Tough on the Fair Sex. Trutnpem—Jn Siam It la lawful for a ■an to gamble his wife away. Bluffcm—Such a law would be a dead latter in thla country. Trumpem—Why do you think so? Bluffcm—lt would be Impossible to Ind a man willing to take the bet. • Not for Him. “If she makes all her own dresses I ghould think she'd be a good wife for you.” “Not much. That shows how poor her fDther must be.”—Philadelphia Press.

ifer Delicately formed and gently reared, women will find, / vl In all the seasons of their lives, as maidens,wives,or moth- / -u/** fvp ers, that the one simple, wholesome remedy which acts ! /jj gently and pleasantly and naturally, and which may be 8' f us ed with truly beneficial effects, under any conditions. : .wffilk' '\^ when the system needs a laxative, is—Syrup of Figs. It iW*mt ' '(’* ijfl Is well known to be a simple combination of the laxative & and carminative principles of plants with pleasant, aro- (&PPT \ EcV matic liquids, which are agreeable and refreshing to the ,3git>i*-, V j! \\ taste and acceptable to the system when Its gentle \ " \(v[ on, y those who buy the genuine Syrup of Figs can hope g fifty Q to get Its beneficial effects and as a guarantee of the ex- taWV/J 1 v *&lll cellence of the remedy the full name of the company— . -■ California Fig Syrup Co.—ls printed on the front of every 1'“ package and without It any preparation offered as Syrup • &\\.-. Vl^vVwl JT/> of Figs is fraudulent and should Joe declined. To those •*- i 1 Wfflr who know the quality of this excellent laxative, the*"*' v ,HV ~~'S l ftISSSPC Crf* V/ offer of any subst,tute - when Syrup of Figs Is called i'T — 7AaO& for, Is always resented by a transfer of patronage to. , I* \ I rj/flt 60m ® first-class drug establishment, where they do’**-‘ *s^ „ not recommend, nor sell false brands, nor Imitation 10 V/T/J Wm remedies. The genuine article may be bought of all ”•>/:. d@ioP “T-?' ]L reliable druggists everywhere at 50 cents per bottle. jj

Only Place for Him.

Some one said to Brother Dickey I “Here's a story o t a man who has Are wives.” Brother Dickey didn’t reply for a second or two; then be said: “I s’pose dey’ll keep him dar all de time now?” “Keep him where?” “Why—ln de asylum, of co’se!”—Atlanta Constitution.

A Bad Break.

Mrs. Groundfloor—What was thnt awful racket I heard in your flat this morning? Mrs. Upperflnt—Oh, that was my husband. He fell over the coal bucket and broke one of the commandments.

A Cure for Rheumatism

Alhambra, 111., March 23.—Physicians are much puzzled over the case of Mr. F. J. Oswald of this place. Mr. Oswald suffered much with Rheumatism and was treated by doctor after doctor with the result that he got no better whatever. They seemed unable to do anything for him and he continued to suffer till he heard of Dodd's Kidney Pills. Mr. Oswald began a treatment of this remedy which very soon did for him what the doctors had failed to do and they cannot understand It. This Is the same remedy that cured Hon. Fred A. Busse, our State Treasurer, of a very severe case of Rheu-na-tlsm some years ago and which has since bad an unbroken record of success In curing all forms of Rheumatism and Kidney Trouble. There seems to be no case of these painful diseases that Dodd's Kidney Pills will not cure promptly and permanently. Isaac Townsend of New York Is the oldest consul In the world. For fifty years he has been la friendly and official touch with Siam as financial agent and consul general for the United States.

C ASTOR IA For Infanta and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the ST? _ Signature of bep t, i e rT i wp%^ The next morning i feel bright and new AND MY COMPLEXION IS BETTER. My doctor 1171 It acta (antlr on tha atomach. llrar »ud kidneys and is a pleasant laxative, Thia drink la made from herbs, ana Is prepared for dm aa flit aa u*. It ia cailad i4 l.ane»a Te»” or LANE’S FAMILY MEDICINE All droritrta achy mall 25 eta. and SO eta. Boy It U ?*y- t-aa«’« Faally Medlclia ■«« the bowel, each day, To ordar toT» healthy thiala bMMaary. Addraaa. O. Y. Woodward. La Boy. H.T.

An Unfailing Sign. Drhgglst—That dyspepsia remedy you put on the market wasn’t a success, eh? Physician—Why do you think it wasn’t Druggist—Because there hasn’t been a single Imitation offered for sale. Hia Belief! “Bread Is the ataff of life,” remarked the man with the quotation habit. “Perhaps it is,” rejoined the akeptical person, “but that doesn’t Justify a man in making hia existence one continuous loaf.” _

An Unlucky Year.

“If something terilble doesn’t happen to the human race before the end of this year, I’m no true prophet,” said the superstitious man. “Fate has written it down just as plain as day, and there’s no way of dodging it. “In the first place, the year 1903 contains a mighty bad combination of figures. If you take them separately and add them up you will find that the result will be thirteen, no matter which way you work It out. “All right. You may laugh at me as far as I have gone, but wait until I produce some more facts. In the year 1903 there are three days In which the thirteenths of the month fall on Friday. The first was Feb. 13, the next was March 13, and the last will be Nov. 13. “Take a look at the calendar and find out how many previous years had this many Fridays which came on the thirteenth of the month. On the 13th of February I forgot myself and walked under a ladder on Madison street Before I had gone half a block beyond that ladder I fell down and sprained my ankle. “I am going to stay In the house all day on the 13th of November, and It’s ten to one the house will catch fire. “If figures count for anything this Is the unlucklest year that old Father Time has presented to us In a mighty long while. It’s a combination that can’t be beat, and Pm just sailing around looking for trouble all the time.”—Chicago Inter Ocean.

A Bad Joke's Age.

Noah was standing on his front stoop looking at the waterscape. He had been sounding as If he Intended weighing anchor. But Shem had misplaced the steelyards. Bo he kept right on sounding that way while the boys sought the missing article. , ♦ Suddenly the patriarch saw a head bobbing about In the turbid tide. Pity filled the heart of the veteran navigator. Making ready a rope, he stood to throw it as soon as the head might draw near enough. Skillfully throwing the noose, he encircled the form that buffeted with the waves. As the man was pulled In, hand over hand, he blew the water out of his mouth, and, with a vapid grin, cried out: “Loots a little bit like It might rain —ha, ha!” And Noah cut the rope. As he watched the bubbles come up from the place where the Joker had gone down, he murmured: “I wouldn't have anybody on this trip who would get off such an old one as that I”—Baltimore American.

His Choice of Books.

She —Books are a great help to mankind. He —That’s what they are—especially bank books and pocketbooks. Ton Can Get Alien's Foot-Base FREE. Writ* to-day to Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y., for a FREE sample of Allen's FootEase, a powder to shake Into your shoes. It cures tired, sweating, damp, swollen, aching feet. It makes new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for Corns and Bunions. All druggists and shoe stores sell it. 2flc Eight thousand nine hundred women In London have been convicted of drunkenness more than ten times.

DISGUISED CATARRH Stealthy, Insidious, Weakening Enemy to Women —Many Thousand Women Suffer Nee* lessly From This Cause. ' There are a multitude of women, ea- medicine I hare erer taken. I used t ••daily hqusewives, and al] other MRS. EVA BARTHO. faithfully for two weeks and it *ea women obliged to be on their feet con- - pietely cured me. I hare not had eflf •tantlv, who are wretched beyond de- paint since, anywhere, but feel life* t •cription, simply because their strength new woman. I am truly thankful tat and vitality is sapped away by catarrhal what Peruna has done for me.”—Bardischarges from the or B“ n ®- ttjLJy bara Alberty. fired, drag themselves through their My tfNsry, vs Mrs. Kate Mann, 806 Bathurst Street, Vbj dally duties tired, only to go to bed at Vs JNIHItLASJmsk. W A°id to wlh’ lce ' ,>r F sldent ?' th s night aa tired aa before. 1 V Ald , Society, write*: - I am pleased to q*o« mgui aa urea aa Deiore. / TW 'rerffißFaysHro V praise to Peruna for the blessed relief I / Y£jE9HKfi|ML \ found through Its use. 1 I suffered for yeas* Mr*. Eva Bsrtho, 133 Bast 12th Street, New « /gjPMjwith backache and dragging down naJtea York City, write*:-" I »uffered fbr three years J and often had to go to bed and stay *fa—with what la generally known as leucor- 1 f Pjmm when 1 was so busy that I could Illy Is rhea, In connection with ulceration of the \ ✓HF / spared. It was therefore a simple ioAmI womb. The doctors advocated an operation l\ 'fr KSp // to me when Peruna was brought to mr mWhlch I dreaded very much, and strongly iY, 1 h tlce. Every drop seemed to give m« as* Objected to go under It. Heading of the i /A life, and every dose made me feel -nrk Yalue of Peruna, I thought It best to give JKUS. better, and I promised myself thatTFl this well-known remedy a trial, so I bought found that It cured me I would advocate tt three bottles of It at once. Now I am a so that other suffering women should katv Changed woman. Peruna cured me; It took r_ of It. 1 have been In perfect healthier Sine bottles, but I felt *0 much Improved I Bfc TffflTftlltkri Ilifllr W T a one yew. I enjoy work and pleasure 5* ept taking It, as I dreaded an operation Mi\ YVTtVSwKAiBIB IW II7/ cause in such flue health and no trtaU* •o much. I am to day In perfect health, *nd have not felt so weil for fifteen yearA” I T'fMfSmElm food health. Peruna has simply bee* A «~MrA Eva Bartho. with* 11 ? It bleS | Bln f’ and 1 never will be sm «.*ftssrt. '&*ri?%£s?ss%,* 'usn be derived from taking Peruna we would Cv W 1 who may be, similarly afflicted. , AhyK » have many happier and more healthful KsEPSBI Cwn Va“Lckache dlrzfce?* and frregwvromen. My health has never boon too ro- laririia and Use dark Indeed Stand much "AbSutV “l* W 8» L'.d'uaV Arina “Tow home* mb tJ? rnn 3 /6ft fj&i&L' nod for colds and catarrh, and I decide* U S 3 T T tJ£& K tr J It for my trouble. In less than tbi*» •dvlwd to try PerSna and I have'ereat months I became regular, my pains had ajtreason t“ e be°grat^ul^'fo’r‘in'two" weeks I tlrely, disappeared and I am now perfect was out of bed and in a month I was per- &2sMisF*c± 4% - “ M “ r J•*“; fa much more robust*than' Mrs. Wm. Hetrick, Konnard, WasirI take Peruna once or twice a month and IV\i ,u\ k. J|*ndnstou County, Keb., writes: keep well.”—Louiso Mahon. ~‘l am fifty-six years old and have watt. Peruna Is such a perfect specific for gan ten years ago. I was In mlaear each case that when patients have once \ somewhere most of the time. My bt«* used it they can never be induced to quit AV was very weak, and my flesh so tc»4ae it until they are permanently cured. It B it hurt me to lean against the back of a begins to relieve the disagreeable My vft w chair. I had pain under my shouldersymptoms at once. The backache Vtf vi a blades, in the small of my back ao4 ceases, the trembling knees are strength- W/ AjMßgßv hips. I sometimes wished myself •«£ ened, the appetite the digestion Wl \VI of this world. Had hot and cold speikL made perfect, the dull headache is stop- ■/ n» \ dizziness and trembling of the Uaafai Eed and the weakening drains are graa- II nGB 9W * W/& I an d was losing flesh all the time. After ally cured. These results certainly II Tb I following your directions and taking; dlow a course of treatment with I\ •«* mT I Peruna I now feel like a different ••»- Barbara Alberty, corner Seventh and IVk \ ' J Jl If you do not derive prompt and satia Walnut streets, Appleton, W’la., writes V - /J\ factory results from the use of Per*n%, as follows in regard to Peruna: “For years I have suffered with back- statement of vmir case, and he wtf> ache and severe pains in the side. I P U“ pieased to give you his valuable mA doctored so much that I became dls- VVf/ vice gratis. Couraged. A school friend told me how Peruna can be purchased for $1 pan very Peruna had benefited her bottle at all first-class drug stores. and I sent out for a bottle, which did MRS. ANNA MARTIN, j Address Dr. Hartman, President «• more to relieve me than all the other ; IThe Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, £

Tho Four-Track News.

When the different members of the editor’s family ask, “Why don’t The Four-Track News come?” it is getting to be like Castorla, even “the children cry for It,” and this tells the story. It Is tho most Interesting publication that comes In our exchanges, and the reason Is easily told. Mr. Geo. H. Daniels, the General Passenger Agent, who has charge of It, has the “Carnegie faculty” of getting good men around him, who know their business, and the result is that In everything the publication department of the New York Central distributes, It Is “all right.”— Brooklyn, N. Y., Journal. The subscription price of “The FourTrack News” Is 50 cents per year. A sample copy will be sent free, for 5 cents by Geo. H. Daniels, General Passenger Agent, New York Central and Hudson River Railroad, Grand Central Station, New York.

One Can’t Be Too Careful

“Dearest,” he wrote from his hostelry In the Ardennes, “I am sitting here beside a pleasant window, gazing dreamily out over the barren heatb, and on to the borders of the wide, wild forest beyond. But, further than eye can reach, travel the thoughts, the yearnings of my soul; they are all with you, darling—all with the sweet; precious, adorable wife who awaits my return In London.” These, and other dainty sentiments, he wrote, with one exception. From the word “window” up above he Inadvertently omitted the letter “n” and, when his wife read that he was “sitting beside a pleasant widow,” she threw down the letter, started post haste for the Ardennes, and brought him home with a flea In his ear. And, In spite of all explanations, the poor fellow says that for close on three months he was confoundedly N-pecked through that confounded “N."

California, the Beautiful.

Dally until June 15, 1003, the M., K. ft T. Ry. will sell second-class tickets to California at low rates —St. Louis, $80.00; Kansas City, $25.00. Tourist car, through to San Francisco without change, leaves St. Louis on “The Katy Flyer” at 8:32 p. m. Tuesdays. Ask for particulars. Address "KATY,” 803 Wnlmvright Bldg., St. Louis, Mo.

Behind the Scenes.

“It’s like this,” said the would-be actress, “I cau’t quite make tip my mind “Oh, that’ll be ell right,” Interrupted the manager. “It doesn’t matter about s little thing like that If you can mnko up the rest of yourself according to the requirements of the part.” Although the weather man, like his prototype, the groundhog, sometimes errs In prognostics, his claim that $4,000,000 worth of perishable freight was saved by hie signals announcing the approach of the February z*l4 wave la uot unfounded.

A Pessimistic View.

"These moon-struck young men give me a lethal pain," observed the old bachelor. “When one of them tears himself away from tha domicile of hla fair charmer at an hour that la usually more early than late, and meanders homeward beneath the twinkling stars, hla poetical fancy pictures her resting upon her downy pillow, with unbound tresses tossed carelessly about her smiling face, while angels bend over her conch and whisper heavenly dreams. But lt’a ten to one at that very moment the fair party Is In the pantry dissecting a pie manufactured by her poor old mother, or else sitting flat on the floor slicing her pet corn with her dad's best razor.” IN ITS ADVANCED and chronic form a cold In the head la known at Nasal Catarrh and la tha recognized source of other diseases. Having stood the test of continued successful use, Ely’s Cream Balm Is recognized as a specific for membranal diseasea in tha nasal passages. It Is not drying, does not produce sneezing. Price 60 cents at druggists or by mail. Ely Brothers, 50 Warren street. New York. Give up prejudice and try It. Messrs. ELY BROS.:—I hava been afflicted with catarrh for twenty years.It made me so weak I thought I naa consumption. I got one bottle of Ely’e Cream Balm and in three days the discharge stopped. It Is the best medicine I have used for catarrh. FRANK E. KINDLESPIRE. Proberta. Cal.

As Explained.

Ping—Female barbers will never l>eooma popular. Pong—Why not I Ping—Men can’t forget the ecrape Samson got Into by going to a woman for a hair-cut. The first thing to do If yon have not dona It, Is to fall In love with your work.

DOAN’S DEAL GENTLY. Its the gentle and effective action of Doan’s Kidney Pills in Kidoafb Bladder, and Urinary troubles that make them famous wMI Men, Women, and Children.

Mt. Pleasant, Ohio.- I received the sample of Doan’s Kidney Pills, and never had any medicine do me so much good In •0 lfttlo time. I had Oongestlon of the Kidneys and Bladder so severe it caused a pressure on the lungs like Asthma, but through the use of Doan’a Pills I am free and easy now. Geo. W. Smith, Veterinary Surgeon, P. O. Box 41, Mt Plcnsant, Ohio. Aged people find Doan’a Kidne v Pills a great comfort for declining years. They cure Incontinence and nrlnary weakness peculiar to children. Baxter Springs, Kansas. — I received tho free sample of Doan’s Kidney Pills For five years I have hod much pain in my back, which physicians said arose from the kidneys. Four boxes of Doan’a Pills have entirely cured the trouble. I think I owe my life to hese pills, and I want others to know It Sadie Davis, Baxter Springs, bßHfc

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