Jasper County Democrat, Volume 5, Number 50, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 March 1903 — A LITTLE NONSENSE [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

A LITTLE NONSENSE

Good Things Bunched From the Yonkers Statesman. He (faoetioush*) —A society belle should have the right ring. She (demurely) Well, I have hopes. Mrs.- Bacon—What is sea food, John ? Mr. Bacon—Why, eoa food, my dear, is the kind that makes people sick when on the sea. "There is one thing certain,” remarked the observer of events and things—“a man may have a long face without having a long bead-* Church—We don’t sea tWng pictures at the theaters anjr more. Gotham—No; the living pictures are dead. >lr. Bacon—When all the fools are dead, I don’t want to bo alive. Mrs. Bacon—Well, don't worry; you won’t be. He—My brother carries tire brains of the family. She Doesn’t make him round shouldered, does it? Patience—l think Mr. Smooth uses such exquisite language. Patrice—You never heard him on the golf links, I suppose. We Live and Learn.

Identified. Bill— Who was that girl you were walking up the avenue with yesterday ? . Jill—You mean the one with the big mull? “Why, yes. I said the one you were with, didn’t I?” Yonkers Statesman.