Jasper County Democrat, Volume 5, Number 47, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 February 1903 — It Certainly Would. [ARTICLE]

It Certainly Would.

“Yea," said the man who has a habit of thinking aloud, "it would fill a longfelt want.” “What would fill a long-felt want?” asked the human interrogation point “A wireless message from His Satanic Majesty on the wuys and means of preventing a fuel famine,” replied the noisy thinker. No muss or failures made with PUTNAM FADELESS DYES. The English people are the greatest consumers of bacon in the world.