Jasper County Democrat, Volume 5, Number 47, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 February 1903 — About the Size of It. [ARTICLE]

About the Size of It.

“What’s a dude, pa?” asked little Johnny Bumpernickle. “A dude, my boy,” replied the old man, “is the living picture of an unpaid tailor's bill.”