Jasper County Democrat, Volume 5, Number 46, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 February 1903 — The Piano Tuner. [ARTICLE]

The Piano Tuner.

Tuner—Your daughter left word that l should call and repair the piano. Mr. Binkg—What’s wrong with It? Tuner—She says three strings are broken. Mr. Binks (confidentially)—Look here, here’s five shillings for yourself. Break the rest of ’em.—Tit-Bits.