Jasper County Democrat, Volume 5, Number 43, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 January 1903 — Page 3

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A Villain Baffled.

“So!” hissed the villain. The heroine faced him grandly, the calcium light sputtered delightedly »ver the scene, causing her jewels to glitter like the eye of a press agent. “So!” growled the villain. Here the heroine kicked her train around in front of her, and the handpainted flowers on the back breadth came into full view. Bravely she clutched the will in her lily-white fingers. “So!” hoarsely muttered the villain. With the air of a queer- the heroine turned upon him. “Why do you say ‘So’ so often?” she asked. “Do you think can cowe me ?” - Realizing that he was baffled for tho last time in that act, the villain rolled another cigarette and left the stage with a tragic stride.—Philadelphia Inquirer.

Comfortable, Convenient Trains,

With Pullman sleepers and dining cars attached, leave Chicago daily from Central Station, Twelfth street and Park row (Lake Front), via Wisconsin Central Ry., at convenient hours for St. I’aul, Minneapolis, Ashland, Duluth and the Northwest. Ticket agents can give you further information. Jas. C. Pond, Gen. Pass. Agent, Milwaukee, Wis.

Knew What He Wanted.

Tom—Can you tell me where there is a fire insurance office? Jack—Right over there on the corner. Going to Insure your property? Tom—Weil, not exactly; but my boss has threatened to fire me, and I want to see If I can't get some kind of protection.—Chicago News. The Overland Limited, solid train Chicago to the Coast daily. Chicago, Union Pacific and Northwestern Line. Blaise Pascal, the famous mathematician, is said to have introduced the important vehicles which we call the “omnibus” and "pushcart.”

C ASTOR IA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Western Canada. CRAIN CROWINC. MIXED FARMING. ■ THE REASON WHY mure wheat ia grown in Western Canada in a few short months, it because vegetation grows in pro* | (rtion to the sunlight. There fore 62 p jun ds per bushel is as fair a standard as GO pounds in the East, Area under crop la Western Canada, 190#— 1,987,880 acres. Yield, 1902-117,922.754 bu. Free Homesteads of 180 Acres Plentiful, the only charge being |lO for entry. Abundance of water and fuel, cheap building material, good grass for pasture and hay, a fertile soil, a sufficient rainfall and a climate giving an assured and adequate season of growth. Rend to the following for an Atlas and other literature, and also for certificate giving you reduced freight and passenger rates, etc., etc.: The Superintendent of Immigration, Ottawa. Canada, or to U. J. Broughton, 43J Quincy Bldg., Chicago; E. T. Holmes, 315 Jackson Street. St. Paul, Minn.; W. V. Bennett, BUI New York Life Bldg.. Omaha, Neb.; M. V. Mcluues. No 2 A venae Theater Block. Detroit. Mieh.i Jas. Grieve, Sault Ste. Marie, Mich.: J. 0. Duncan, Room 6. Big Four Bldg., Indianapolis, Ind.; J. 8. Crawford. 214 W. 9th St., Kansas t ity, Mo., the authorize*! Canadian Government Agents. RW Radway's Ready Relief Cures Headache. Toothache, Neuralgia. Rheumatism, Lumbago, pains and weak nets in the back. spine or kidneys, pains around the liver, pleurisy, swelling of the joints and pains of all kinds, the application of Radway’s Reedy Relief will afford immediate ease and its continued use for a few days effects a permanent cure. Sold by Druggists. RADWAY A CO.. NEWYORK. La n I F fi I 8* id for Free S.mpl. of FA Lz I E, O I Btick-Pm of latret d—ign. Ken i no money, .imply name and addrea*. W rite today. PatiK Nov. 4 Mro. Co.. 907 N. Lincoln BL. Chicago. 111. That a note payable “to bearqr” is collectable by anyone who, in good faith, comes into possession of it before it is due, even though the note was originally obtained through fraud. The Chicago and Northwestern is the only double track railway between Chicago and the Missouri river. Ptomaine poisoning, the result of eating a damaged apple, has caused the death of a Dublin school boy.

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DIE IN A WRECK.

Twenty-four Persons Are Killed by a Train Collision, In an appalling train crash at Graceland, N. J., twenty-four persons were killed and over thirty seriously injured. Death came to most of the victims in horrible form, those wlio were not killed outright being cooked in scalding st./im or roasted alive in the blazing wreckage. The Roj al Blue Line Express, the most elegantly equipped train in America, crashed into the rear of a local passenger train, crowded almost to suffocation with commuters returning to their homes from New Yo.-it City. Owing to the hour, G:45 p. m., there was not a vacant seat, "find when the last three cars were telescoped and the two remaining cars seriously wrecked the carnage was extreme. The express was running at a speed of over sixty-five miles an hpur when the accident occurred. Men, women and children were killed and maimed, even before they realized the fate that had overtaken them. Sitting in their seats unconscious of harm, they did not know that the huge iron engine crashing through the train menaced their lives before death, in many instances, had come. The last three cars of the local train were smashed into kindling wood, and to add to the horror of the accident the wreckage took fire. Pinned under the debris, many who had been only slightly injured by the crash were roasted to death before the eyes of the survivors. The cries of the wounded were intermingled with the roar of escaping steam from the engine of the flyer. The crash of the two colliding trains was heard for miles around and the townspeople rushed to the assistance of the stricken passengers, while the survivors from the ill-fated local mid the passengers on the Royal Blue Line train rendered aid in every way possible. Before the wreckage had cooled the work of getting out the charred bodies began. Men attacked the heap with poles ami rods of iron taken from the pile of debris and raked out several arms, legs ami heads. Many of those who died will never be recognized, the bodies being burned to a crisp. The local had left New York fifteen minutes before the express, but liaJ to stop at several more stations. When the local came to the switch where it had been ordered to change onto the other track to allow the express to pass it was found that a freight train blocked the track and new orders were given to proceed to Dunellen before cressing on the other track. Shortly after receiving the orders tlie local was forced to stop because of a hot box and this delayed her for some moments. A flagman was sent back to flag the express and also given instructions to place torpedoes on the line. Whether he did so or not. can never be known, as he was among those who were killed by the collision.

HONORS TO M'KINLEY.

President Roosevelt and Other Distinpuished Guests Attend Banquet. William McKinley's birthday was celebrated at Canton, Ohio, Tuesday, by tile most distinguished gathering of visitors that the city has ever seen. President Roosevelt was the chief sjauiker nt the banquet held in the evening, and Judge William R. Day, who was President McKinley's Secretary of State, and whose selection for the United States Supreme Court has just been announced by President Roosevelt, acted as toastmaster. President Roosevelt arrived from Washington in a special train at 2 p. m„ and was driven to the McKinley home, in North Market street, where he paid bis respects to Mi's. McKinley. Then his party proceeded to Westlawn Cemetery, where they paid a silent tribute of respect to the illustrious dead. Preceding the banquet the President held.a reception at the Hotel McKinley. The guests at the banquet, which was held in the Grand Opera House, numbered 450. Among those at the speakers' table were: Secretary Roqji, Private Secretary Cortelyou, General S. B. M. Young, General Leonard Wood. General Luke E. Wright, Vice Governor of the Philippines; Surgeon General Rixey, Captain NV. S. Cowles, the President’s naval aid; Colonel Theodore A. Bingham, his military aid; Assistant Secretary of Agriculture Brigham, Representative W. B. Tayler. James W. Grant, Colonel Myron T. Herrick of Cleveland. J. G. Schmidlnpp, H. H. Kohlsaat of Chicago, Charles Emory Smith, Judge Harter, Judge Smyser and Alfred C. Eynon. President Roosevelt's speech opened with an analysis of the circumstances in which the great men of American politi-ca-kjiistory had been developed. Continuinglie said: "It was given to President McKinley to take the foremost place in our political life at a time when our country was brought face to face with problems more momentous than any whose solution we have ever attempted, save only in the Revolution and in the Civil War; and it was under his leadership that the nation solved these mighty problems aright. Therefore he shall stand in the eyes of history not merely us the first man of his generation, but ns among the greatest figures in our national life, coming second only to the men of the two great crises in which the Union was founded and preserved.” The long steady rise to fame and power of Mr. McKinley was sketched by President Roosevelt and the former's remarkable popularity was declared to be due to the confidence of the plain people in him.

Nebraska Bank Raided.

Four men robbed the Citlsens* Bank of Waterloo, Neb., and escaped with f.i,500 in cash, after exchanging shots u ith n squad of citixens attracted to the seine by tlie explosion of the snfe. which v. as wrecked. While two of the robbers wofted inside the bank the other two stood guard.

CHURCH AND CLERGY.

It is reported that there are at work 45G more foreign, missionaries this year than ever before. A John Wesley rescue mission is to be established in the Bowery, New York, by the .Methodists of that city. The w’ork of the Bible schools in Vermont is being pressed with new vigor ami with increased regard to the scientihc method.

CAUCHT BY THE CRIP. RELEASED BY PE-RU-NA Congressman Geo. H. White’s Case. A Noted Sculptress Cured.

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LA GRIPPE is epidemic catarrh. It spares no class or nationality. The cultured and the ignorant, the aristocrat and the pauper, the masses and the classes are alike subject to la grippe. None are exempt —all arc liable. Have you the grip? Or, rather, has the grip got yon? Grip is well named. The original French term, la grippe, has been shortened by the busy American to read “grip.” Without intending

The Vital Question.

It was during the heat of the great campaign. The orator of the evening became eloquent as he reached his peroration. “Men of the 'Steenth Assembly District, are you husbands, are you fathers, are you men? In a word, nre you willing to sell your suffrages?” “Now, that's business,” cried a rough voice from the crowd. “How much will you.pay for them?"—New Y'ork Times.

Candid Confession.

The Lady—What is your station in life? The Tramp—The police station most of the time. —New York Herald.

z; /T THE CHILDREN ENJOY W ■ < ' Life out of doors and out of the games which they play and the enjoy- \ ment which they receive and the efforts which they make, comes the A' J "/j? greater part of that healthful development which is so essential' to their • happiness when grown. When a laxative is needed the remedy which is '' rS’kfc, 7 / k iven to them to cleanse and sweeten and strengthen the internal organs I /f / on which it acts, should be such as physicians would sanction, because its 7 /If component parts are known to be wholesome and the remedy itself free from 111 every objectionable quality. The one remedy which physicians and parents, Z,•<7 v Ift well-informed, approve and recommend and which the little ones enjoy, Z\..'V* Hi because of its pleasant flavor, its gentle action and its beneficial effects, is— A Syrup of Figs—and for the same reason it is the only laxative which should rS’i / be used by fathers and mothers. V-»/ Syrup of Figs is. the only remedy which acts gently, pleasantly and •Zov naturally without griping, irritating, or nauseating and which cleanses the system effectually, without producing that constipated habit which results KJ; w*'?? from the use of the old-time cathartics and modern imitations, and against A Sl, '"Z \< < which the children should be so carefully guarded. If you would have them * y.j grow tc manhood and womanhood, strong, healthy and happy, do not give them medicines, when medicines are not needed, and when nature needs ' i assistance in the way of a laxative, give them only the simple, pleasant and ,igentle—Syrup of Figs. z* \ I'* <l l ' alit y 1® due not onl X to excellence of the combination of the / laxative principles of plants with pleasant aromatic syrups and juices, but ''■> #«* also to 0,,r original method of manufacture and as you value the health of \ z Z‘s the little ones, do not accept any of the substitutes which unscrupulous deal- ’ 1 ers sometimes offer to increase their profits. The genuine article may be C*\ y Z- bought anywhere of all reliable druggists at fifty cents per bottle. Please 1 \ *" to remember, the full name of the Company— >. \ ' t CALIFORNIA FIG SYR.VP CO.- i« printed on •A.. X the front ot ev<f y p ,ck ‘ rrx 6Vu-.;Af Sl < ii *8«- In order to get Its rQKX r'xT'rJ /VZCV?. • ■ { 'ybeneficial effects it is al- . V*- v 4 \ ways nece#Bar y to bu y f. the ffenuine on,y - / f i Wlr ' /jtvPz

SKK Thompson’s Eye Water

' to do so a new word has been coined that exactly describes the case. As if some hideous giant with awful Grip had clutched us In its fatal clasp. Men, women, children, whole towns and cities are caught in the baneful grip of a terrible monster. Pe-ru-na for Crip. Mrs. Theophile Schmitt, wife of the ex-Secretary of the German Consulate,

Ask your druggist for a free Pe-ru-na Almanac.

Against Queensberry Rules.

"These new submarine boats are barbarous,” said the boxing master, “and ought to be prohibited by the rules of war.” "Why?” asked the young ensign about to take a lesson. “Because they are meant to strike below the belt.”—New York Tribune.

Johnny's Playing.

The Music Teacher —Johnny is improving daily in his violin playing. Johnny's Mother (gratified)—ls that so? We didn’t know whether he was improving or we were just getting more used to it.—Judge.

LADIES

writes the following letter from Mil Wabash avenue, Chicago, Ill.: “I suffered this winter with a saver* attack of la grippe. After using three bottles of Peruna I found the grip ha 4 disappeared.”—Mrs. T. Schmitt. Mrs. Celeste Covell writes from 219 N* avenue, Aurora, Ill.: “Ohly those who have suffered with la grippe and been cured can appreciate how grateful I feel that such a splendid medicine as Peruna has been placed at the door of every suffering person.”—* Mrs. C. Covell. Noted Sculptress Cured of Grip. Mrs. M. C. Cooper, of the Royal Aca<L emy of Arts, of London. England, now residing In Washington, D. C., ia one of the greatest living sculptors and painters of the world. She says: “I take pleasure in recommending Peruna for catarrli and la grippe. I have suffered for months, and after the use of one bottle of Peruna I am entirely well.” —Mrs. M. C. Cooper. D. L. Wallace, a charter member of the International Barbers' Union, writes from 15 Western avenue, Minneapolis* Minn.: “Following a severe attack of la grippe I seemed to be affected badly all over. “One of my customers who was greatly helped by Peruna advised me to try ft, and I procured a bottle the same day* Now my head Is clear, my nerves ar* steady, I enjoy food and rest well. Peruna has been Worth a dollar a dose t* me.”—D. L. Wallace. Lieutenant Clarice Hunt, of the Salt Lake City Barracks of the Salvation Army, writes from Ogden. Utah: “Two months ago I was suffering with so severe a cold that I could hardly speak. "Our captain advised me to try Peruna and procured a bottle for me, and truly it worked wonders. Within two weeks I was entirely well.” —Clarice Hunt. Congressman White's Letter. Tarboro, N. C. Gentlemen:—! am more than satisfied with Peruna and find it to be an excellent remedy for the grip and catarrh. I have used It in my family and they all join me in recommending It as an excellent remedy.”— George ti. White, Member of Congress. Mrs. T. W. Collins, Treasurer Independent Order of Good Templars, of Everett, Wash., writes: “After having a severe attack of la grippe I continued In a feeble condition even after the doctors called me cured. My blood seemed poisoned. Peruna cured me.”—Mrs. T. W. Collins. If you do not derive prompt and satisfactory results from the use of Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case, and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman. President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbua, Ohio.

At a Chicago Summer Resort.

Strange Man —Beg pardon, but was I not engaged to you last summer? Strange Lady—No, sir; but your mistake is excusable. You were married to me year before last. —Baltimore American. Three solid through trains daily Chicago to California. Chicago, Union Pacific and Northwestern Line. Atchison has a miser who. though he ia worth over SIOO,OOO, makes most of his meals on parched corn. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Sthcv for Childrea treebiug. *otl«iei tb* gum*, reduce* Inflsmmstiaa. **- i*7> pain, cure* wind nolle. '25 evuta a botUa.

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