Jasper County Democrat, Volume 5, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 January 1903 — Might Have Been Worse. [ARTICLE]
Might Have Been Worse.
At a prayer meeting at the Cove, reports the Buffalo Commercial, one man, • money lender, not loved by the people whose collateral he held, spoke of himself and the others present as “miserable sinners,” and took rather too abject an attitude to please a free-spoken neighbor. “Some people,” the latter said, “don't mean nothin’ when they perfess to be miserable sinners, but I will do Elder Cossey the justice to say that we all believe him to be just as blame mean as bo perfesses to be.” It must have been Elder Cossey at whose funeral the hardpressed parson is reported as saying: “It is true, my hearers, that ouji.jieparted brother was mean in some but we must In all charity remember that be was meaner in others.” Indigestion, congested liver, impure blood, constipation, these are w hat afllict thsusands of people who do not know what is the matter with them. They drag along a miserable existence; they apply to the local doctors occasionally, and sometimes obtain a little temporary relief, but the old, tired, worn-out, alltone, distressed feeling always comes back again worse than ever, until in time they become tired of living, wonder why they were ever born, and why they are alive unless to endure constant suffering. To such sufferers there is a haven of refuge in Dr. August Koenig's Hamburg Drops, which was discovered more than 60 years ago, and which is a wonderful medicine. One trial will convince the most skeptical that any or all of these difficulties may be removed, and a perfect cure effected, by taking Dr. August Koenig's Hamburg Drops. Get a bottle at once, before it is too late.
