Jasper County Democrat, Volume 5, Number 28, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 October 1902 — Love in the Museum. [ARTICLE]

Love in the Museum.

“Will*nothing move you?” pleaded the ardent wild man, who was as adept at loremaking as he was at eating raw beef. The fat lady glanced at her corpulent self and smiled. “Yes,” she chuckled, “a derrick.”

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