Jasper County Democrat, Volume 5, Number 25, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 September 1902 — What’s In a Name? [ARTICLE]

What’s In a Name?

Down Towne—l hired a new typewriter this morning. Upson Downe —Why, where io she? I don’t see her around. Down Towne—When I learned that her name was Simmons, I fired her. Upson Downe—What for? Down Towne—Why, do you suppose I want my letters signed “per Simmons?” —Princeton Tiger.