Jasper County Democrat, Volume 5, Number 24, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 September 1902 — Not Many Lights. [ARTICLE]

Not Many Lights.

An officer concluding a visit tn Ireland was bidding farewell to an attendant. “Good-by, Pat.” "Good-by, your honor. May hlvin bless ye, and may every hair in yer head be a candle to light ye to glory.” “Well, Pat,” replied the officer, showing him a bald pate, “when that day comes there won’t be much of a torchlight procession."